Samus Aran as a character in Breath of the Wild wearing armor made from ancient sheikah technology
The background is a BotW screenshot
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a whatmy parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a whatmy parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt
the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry
me, just harry: a what
Got suspended on twitter once for calling Ben Shapiro cuck boy for 27 consecutive days
DESERVED and also, sad accomplishment
I was a published nuclear astrophysicist by the age of 21.
Great job. Maybe stick to it than looking like a dumbass calling someone a cuckboy.
Ok cuckboy
Gold: creepypasta
Gold: mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents
Crystal: “my mother and my parents”
Gold: you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface
hey it’s been a while, catch me on twitter over at facefullabugs- I made an animatic! it’s for half life vr ai, which is cool as shit!!!!!







