Imagine live action osmosis jones and the scenes that take place outside of franks body are completely animated

viostormcaller:
“ everyday-conman:
“ holligenet:
“ shyandsmiley:
“ aspidelaps:
“ babeobaggins:
“ nasadad:
“ uylg:
“ rotbabe:
“ If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you.
”
Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT...

viostormcaller:

everyday-conman:

holligenet:

shyandsmiley:

aspidelaps:

babeobaggins:

nasadad:

uylg:

rotbabe:

If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you.

Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team

No you’re not

Hey man! Bees are extremely important! They are the worlds most efficient and effective pollinators! without bees we wouldn’t have lots of fruit and vegetables and nuts! Like cucumbers, almonds, cherries, and that’s just naming a few. Because these plants can only be pollinated by bees, therefore if there were no bees there would be none of those foods! that’s why you gotta kiss bees and not kill them

Yep! These bees are swarming. They have all gathered there before heading off together to find a new place to build a hive! At this point in a Swarm, the bees can actually just be knocked in to a box and taken to an appropriate Hive, as long as you have the queen. She’s in there somewhere. Honestly during the swarm ball bees are pretty chill. Nothing to get over excited or frightened about.

Bees are the least likely to harm you while they’re swarming like this. At this point, there isn’t a hive or any young for them to protect. Seriously, it’s not worth jacking nature even more just because you don’t wanna get stung (especially when you’re very unlikely to be)

Bees are dying off in an alarming rate and we need to do everything we can to help them. If they’re not around to pollinate our food crops, we are truly screwed.

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If I ever have this issue, I’ll call a beekeeper, but I’ll be standing 100 feet away having a panic attack when I do it

(They’re super important i know but I have an intense phobia of bees but this is still good info to have)

bees dont attack unless you threaten their hive. If you leave them alone, they wont bother you, though you will need to occasionally call a beekeeper to safely relocate the hive.

The bug to channel your aggression towards are wasps which are absolute assholes who will sting without provocation because theyre assholes

solidsnakesasscheeks:

Me on Ellen

Ellen: So I hear you’re a fan of Solid Snake

Me: yeah

*the sound of clapping cheeks gets closer and closer*

Me: Oh my god Ellen you didn’t?!!

famicom:

into the spider-verse really is a love letter to the forms of art that get disparaged as not “real art”. it shows off the very best of 3d animation, street art and graffiti, rap, and comic books and you can tell so much love and care went into portraying them at their most beautiful and impactful

probablybadrpgideas:

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This is perhaps the most alarming reply I’ve ever got on this blog

Are you ok my dude?

-Mod Pencil

Theyre either cowards or vampires. if i ran an IRL game i would make every role involve eating garlic

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

tilthat:

TIL that a giant, nine-foot crocodile likely ruled the Earth before the dinosaurs.

via reddit.com

just the one crocodile, not like a species or anything

this is a great post because a quarter of the notes are people saying that 9 feet is actually short compared to modern crocodiles, another quarter is telling the first quarter that they were 9 feet TALL (not long) and BIPEDAL, and the remaining half is pictures of King K. Rool

sinnabunxoxo:

This is why we password lock our phones

Confession time:

I don’t know how to spell half the words that I use and I’m never sure if I’m using them in the right context. Usually I used voice to text and look up their meanings before I use them

landlocked-selkie:

littletiddygothgf:

tilthat:

TIL that a man survived 28 days in an Idaho hot spring, in the middle of winter. When he was found, he had moss growing on him.

via reddit.com

his name is hozier and it’s called a creative process

“A couple of times, people came by on a snowmobile or on snowshoes and asked me if I was OK, did I need any help. But I refused because, like I said, I was stubborn. They didn’t give me any food, but one of them gave me a beer. That was really refreshing. Probably the best beer I ever had in my life.”

“It was hard at first, staying there all by myself. But after a couple weeks, I just started feeling real peaceful. There were some great snowstorms, and I’d just stretch out in the hot water and watch them. It’s nice to watch a snowstorm in moonlight. Everything’s so quiet. And deer would come up to me and sniff around.”

✌️ this is amazing

probablybadrpgideas:

Rather then being strong or threatening, make a monster that the players will be truly afraid of by constantly describing it as “uncomfortably moist”