Silver Tongue

a-crow-with-rights-and-anxiety:

seabassapologist:

tparadox:

special-support-section:

emiliascorner:

guerrillatech:

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ACTUALLY it won’t.

This is a solar flare and the earth’s magnetic field shields us from it. This is something that happens regularly (you have already experienced this) and thanks to the electromagnetic field it gets directed away from us. It’s pretty neat.

you underestimate speedrunning techs and their requirements

I’m pretty sure the absolute best speedrun time is the one where somebody got a random warp saving several seconds that was ultimately concluded to not be reproducible due to most likely being caused by a neutrino passing through exactly the right physical location in the RAM at the perfect moment. So yes, astrophysical phenomena do affect SM64 speedruns on a much higher level of sensitivity than you expect

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I had to google this because it sounded fake but

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pulledacross:

“Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate”

everstones don’t work on tandemaus lmao

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

… sigh… is it too early to make Tinkaton my favorite pokemon?… i mean we’ve only had it for a little while, and it’s not a typing I usually use, and its move pool is really kind of limited, you can only use it in one game, and……

… who am I kidding. it’s already my favorite

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chaotickalix:

beatlemeat:

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

susurrationofthewind:

kgmdraws:

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I was taking sketch requests on my ig stories and someone suggested I draw a pokemon! here’s miss girl herself, hopefully I find time to clean her up / make more pokemon fanart after finals

@demilypyro

mossdeep:

scolipede:

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so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

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he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

i had to adapt to fucking survive

jitterbugjive:

A great example of a website relying on symbols without explaining wtf they are even when you mouse over them

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i hate this shit

i think one is google drive but i got no clue what the fan could be

girard:

girard:

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

Try my recipe boy

not enough garlic