Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.
omg
REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.
🌺 Tell me a preconeption/headcanon you have for one of my characters… 🌺
And I’ll rate how accurate it is on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being way off and 10 being basically canon!
positive-memes is owned by amazon and they profit from us engaging with their stolen content so my recommendation is that if you see a positive memes post you want to reblog, don’t reblog it. just steal it. fucking steal it and repost it. censor their url if its in view. [x]
my nutritionist: “hey so like, what the Fuck have you been doing to your body?”
me: “oh this thing? this isn’t mine im just renting”
listen i know this post requires you to suspend your disbelief just long enough to imagine me going to a nutritionist but i promise you it’s worth it
genuinely all of gilgamesh’s issues come down to him thinking he’s a divine king and a top when he is in fact a bitch and a bottom
the difference between gilgaemsh and ozymandias is that gilgamesh thinks he has big dick energy but ozymandias actually has it
jesus christ the ancient sumerian king???? the guy from the fucking poem????
yeah why not
I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it
I snorted
I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:
Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece
I still like this one
How about this old gold
Every time I see these I just sob with laughter.
these are gold!
