Silver Tongue

tammycat:

canon snake: absolute tactical genius, master of martial arts and total knowledge of weapons, fluent in like 6 languages


fanon snake: hhgngnhgnhn colonel


also canon snake: hhgngnhgnhn colonel

deannatroibolton:

spunkywench:

deannatroibolton:

theguardianoflasttuesday:

dykelburnham:

me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:

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It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids.  It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.

You really just gonna walk into this home and criticize my parenting? As if I don’t do enough for this family? Why did I ever marry you? You didn’t even thank me for the pork roast I worked on all evening IswearIdossomuchforyouandyounevertakethetimetoappreciateitI’msodamntiredallthetimemybackhurtsfromcookingporkroastjustletmerelaxandwatchsomefuckingstartrekyouasshole-

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I can’t believe that we live in such a dystopia that people are reverting to roleplaying as 60′s housewives to cope. smh 2020 I expected better from you.

When I try to make a meme about watching the gay ass homoerotic fight scene from Star Trek but all people wanna do is psychoanalyze me, and also I burned the pot roast cause I was distracted by an argument with my husband

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@chefpyro
geek-ramblings:
“sweet mother of god
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geek-ramblings:

sweet mother of god

musashi:

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this whole tweet is good but T-Pain’s animal crossing character is killing me like thats. exactly what i was expecting

amalgarn:

silver-tongues-blog:

amalgarn:

amalgarn:

what do you do when you’ve finished watching all of hunter x hunter 99 and 2011 in rapid succession

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feel like absolute shit i just want her back

damn thats almost as bad as steven universes air chart

you realize this chart starts in 1998 right

no i didnt. tumblr shrunk the picture too badly to see the years

amalgarn:

amalgarn:

what do you do when you’ve finished watching all of hunter x hunter 99 and 2011 in rapid succession

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feel like absolute shit i just want her back

damn thats almost as bad as steven universes air chart