cameron-mccloud:

eclogues:

thanks forever 21 but i already covet femme tops

zvranarainai:

seriousjones:

had the thought “kids used to brag about never breaking a bone and now they brag about never cracking the screen of their phone” but then my anti-banksy collar shocked me and now I’m in the hospital

leaked twenty one pilots lyrics

yourplayersaidwhat:

Barbarian: How long is this room?

Cleric: long with three g’s

in-this-house-we-love-adora:

ncnova:

aserthi:

a-cornucopia-of-characters:

thebuttkingpost:

mariomarc:

xeppeli:

relishboi:

they said it

they said ass in mario

And hell

They said dammit in Zelda

Nintendo is getting there, guys

When will King Dedede say fuck

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

not naming any names but SOMEone deliberately pissed on me at work today

i’m miffed in part because i really like him and he came up to me say hi and i thought we were going to have a friendly interaction but then all of a sudden he was just. pissing on me

it has come to my attention that i should probably mention that i work with animals

stormingtheivory:

tracyalexander:

forgottentrenchcoats:

fluffbuttcas:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

brokenwingsandblackeyedthings:

starlordloki:

darning-socks:

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why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

Yes they are in every classroom in America

Is that sarcasm

no.

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

pygmypouters:

he did it. the absolute madman did it. he’s gonna unravel on a theatre stage just like he always wanted

critical-perspective:

artwh0r3:

crustyclarinet:

Fatal Bert