Silver Tongue

flamewarp:

jesterball:

image

BigJB21 spotted on feral kitten socialization video

image
thekawaiibutterflygirl:
“ myothertardisisonthemun:
“ aetherrix:
“ thebigpalooka:
“ patrickat:
“ osheamobile:
“ thecornfedmusclepup:
“ dear-tumb1r:
“ shadsmeister:
“ Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
”
[angry wheezing]
”
Omg leave...

thekawaiibutterflygirl:

myothertardisisonthemun:

aetherrix:

thebigpalooka:

patrickat:

osheamobile:

thecornfedmusclepup:

dear-tumb1r:

shadsmeister:

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

[angry wheezing]

Omg leave it. Nebraska is placed better now lol

GET US OUT OF FLORIDA’S SPACE

I’m cool, we’ll get more rain up here and I’m closer to Canada.

Honestly I just got WAY closer to Disneyland, so this is fine.

Tbh when I first looked at this I thought “south Dakota is in the wrong spot-” and then it hit me when I saw my home state of texas

USA, you made it easy by having so many of your states be just boxes

PUT MY STATE BACK IN THE EAST WHERE YOU FOUND IT

I would get so disoriented with Texas being upside down

digivolvin:

exphautaz:

asgardian-viking:

digivolvin:

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

silver-tongues-blog:

I bet alphys is really strong. Not the kind of strong that is for show, but the kind of strong that people who fight bears are. I mean, she has a bunch of large machines in her lab and doesn’t seem to have any assistants and before frisk came along, she was really nervous around undyne. I bet that alphys is strong enough to suplex a boulder.

whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti:

Pride

image

Envy

image

Gluttony

image

Greed

image

Lust

image

Sloth

image

Wrath

image

triggerhappyflyboyy:

It’s fair to say I lost my shit