blooming-conifers:

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

skywitchmaja:

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

inkgoblinz-deactivated20220417:

wait y’all do you think if zim and dib became friends and teamed up it would be like rick and morty?

anyways im currently working on a giant ass fanfic AND an original comic so this post is dedicated to my lack of focus

bonus:

demilypyro:

bass-borot:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Why is sword like the standard fantasy weapon when you could just have a big axe or a mallet

Picture me as the valiant knight type and I face down the demon king but instead of doing 100 little bitchy sword slashes I just slam him in the face with a hammer like I’m playing monster hunter

Losers talkin about “parrying”. Psh. Good luck parrying a huge axe that chops your little sword in half

What about polearms, Emily?

What about em? Little stick. Chop.

good luck even getting close enough to chop me when i got a bow an some arrows

whitydragon:

demo wooper

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telepathy/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit

you know how to make it even cooler? when the weapons in question are scythes

rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

we do not need midnight sun. we need a twilight book from robert pattinson’s pov

girls want this

psychoticrambling:

cheesymovie:

a charming photo of young john mulaney, seemingly celebrating the kennedy assasination 

Princess Diana wasn’t John Mulaney’s first kill

roberto-zzz:

roberto-zzz:

i find it ironic how a lot of popular horror artists are pretty nice people while there’s a high chance pastel blog will call you a slur 

Nature is beautiful

garfleas:

perhaps she’s better off not knowing 

robthegoddess:

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