Silver Tongue

pulpfanfiction:

croof:

pulpfanfiction:

i have no idea if this is funny to anyone else but the other night i had a dream that i was watching some weird TOP TEN WEIRDEST WEAPONS thing and for #1 they showed like a bunch of .50 cal snipers progressively longer than the last until the last one was like a mile long like

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also the barrel was so long that when you looked through the scope, you could literally only see to exactly where the barrel ended, and that made me laugh so hard that i woke up

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holy fuck this is exactly it

a-trex:

holybooks:

holybooks:

mater has given dobby a gun

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

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taikova:
“  here’re some things i keep in mind when drawing steven’s body type, if anyone finds them helpful! SU is the perfect opportunity to learn draw body types that aren’t well represented in media for me and i’m SO grateful.
these are kinda...

taikova:

here’re some things i keep in mind when drawing steven’s body type, if anyone finds them helpful! SU is the perfect opportunity to learn draw body types that aren’t well represented in media for me and i’m SO grateful.

these are kinda vague as far as helpful art tips go but they genuinely help me remember.

asterein:

“You must never give in to despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”

(whisper to Lancer & Ralsey) the barrier™ broke

Anonymous

octoberbastards:

fox-in-the-library:

mojoflower:

“But [Tumblr’s] value, of course, is more than just what it isn’t, and what it points away from. Despite all the drama and discourse lurking in its corners, it’s easy to make your own Tumblr life as simple and as happy as you want it to be. There are no algorithmic threats lurking around every corner, no onslaught of promoted posts from politicians or influencers. More than anything else, Tumblr in 2020 is a self-sustaining ecosystem. It’s a semi-sealed and increasingly fertile terrarium, a nigh-impossible perpetual-motion machine of a platform going productively psychotic in its isolation.”

@areyougonnabe, “The Ever-Mutating Life of Tumblr Dot Com” 

Let’s be honest, going productively psychotic in isolation is this year’s mood.

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Tumblr is a hellsite but goddammit its our hellsite

dovae:

Wait a minute. I sound like a guy. A really buff guy. Well, Toph, what you hear up there is the truth. It hurts, doesn’t it? Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t have cast it any other way!

majestic-spiffingness-deactivat:

dammitradar:

dog-potato:

thestuffedalligator:

vivaciousarcanist:

thestuffedalligator:

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This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

not so fast, in the review of gusteau’s anton ego compares gusteau to chef boyardee or hector boiardi with a tone implying that boyardee is dead and in history

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given that gusteau died shortly after this and the will takes 2 years after death

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assuming that ego’s review was the same year that boiardi died then the absolute EARLIEST the movie can take place is 1987

and about the incredibles, when looking for the scene with the newspaper i stumbled across this

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a headline from 2002, and given that lawsuits generally take a while and september to december is really quick for the banning of supers so let’s say they were banned in mid 2003, at the EARLIEST incredibles can take place in 2018, with ratatouille taking place sometime in between 2003 and 2018

assuming that was a mistake, thunderhead died november 15 1958, a date where superheroes would’ve been illegal if incredibles 1 took place in 1962

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and adding onto the impossibility of the date being 1962 his death is included in the shutdown reports of the national supers agency

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so the year in which the movies take place is impossible to find because the staff of the incredibles couldn’t chose a date and commit to it

I take it back

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT THUNDERHEAD IS GAY?!?!

OMG OMG OMG

“loves kids, adopted single father of 5 children, raising them with help of his roommate, Scott” 

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raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon:
“ benjamminandthemarmalades:
“ cheeseanonioncrisps:
“ dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:
“ nabyss:
“ itsliterallythis:
“ inifitywar:
“ siriusly-fuck-off:
“ hermiones-enchantment:
“ weestarmeggie17:
“ sebsticles:
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raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon:

benjamminandthemarmalades:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

nabyss:

itsliterallythis:

inifitywar:

siriusly-fuck-off:

hermiones-enchantment:

weestarmeggie17:

sebsticles:

brownirisandcurls:

dmzenog:

lilzodiac:

autumnneedstostop:

phlying-squirrel:

that-duck-in-paris:

that-artgirl:

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theanimangagirl:

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

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Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

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I only see this on pinterest omg….

OMFG

@riverwriter

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

😂😂😂

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

i think this is a europe thing? asians have cold everything. though you got serve it warm if you have aunties around

im willing to bet that england drinks warm beer too

ms-demeanor:
“ megapope:
“this tweet goes from surreal to hilarious when you realize that she was the CEO of Reddit
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Casual reminder that while she was CEO at Reddit she created a salary negotiation policy that evened the playing field for women...

ms-demeanor:

megapope:

this tweet goes from surreal to hilarious when you realize that she was the CEO of Reddit

Casual reminder that while she was CEO at Reddit she created a salary negotiation policy that evened the playing field for women employed by Reddit.

Not-at-all-casual-reminder that she left Reddit in 2015 after being forced to resign because Reddit lost its collective shit at her when the site banned 5 subreddits for harassment; not-at-fucking-all casual reminder that Ellen Pao was the CEO of Reddit when it banned revenge porn after The Fappening.

One of the subreddits that was banned that led to her resignation was r/fatpeople hate. The others were transphobic and racist.

In her time at Reddit Pao did more than the site had ever before done to fight harassment from its user base and for that someone started a subreddit calling for her firing and trying to make nazi and ISIS imagery come up in searches associated with her name.

If *anyone* in the tech industry knows what the blackpill subculture is like and how vile and toxic groups spawned in subreddits can be it’s Ellen Pao.

This isn’t someone who’s oblivious to the fact that her former company is a source of the problem, this is someone who is speaking from personal experience with online harassment campaigns orchestrated by people who want the freedom to post celebrity nudes who were *enraged* that she made it harder for them to do so.

(also basically the rest of her twitter is about #metoo, the need for labor regulation and worker protections, and salary transparency so maybe go check her out)