Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*
Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”
Heroes Shade: *catches a basketball from offscreen and tosses it elsewhere offscreen* Heroes Shade: We subjugated the entirety of the gerudo race for the crimes of just three. Most of them were being mind controlled by the gerudo witches that raised their king who was but a puppet controlled by an ancient demons curse
Heroes Shade: *jumps onscreen and does a short fortnite dance* Heroes Shade: I once obtained baby zoras that were kidnapped by pirates and I sold them to a shady pawn shop owner
Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*
Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”
Heroes Shade: *catches a basketball from offscreen and tosses it elsewhere offscreen* Heroes Shade: We subjugated the entirety of the gerudo race for the crimes of just three. Most of them were being mind controlled by the gerudo witches that raised their king who was but a puppet controlled by an ancient demons curse
Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*
Are they SURE they meant to write the word “ruined” instead of “liberated film from the stranglehold of?” Maybe their hand slipped??????????????????
Oh some of you missed it, okay, so this movie was set to hit theaters exactly when all theaters were shut down for the quarantine and rather than delay it they took a chance at releasing it direct to home streaming from day one, the first time a major studio has ever done so, and yeah the numbers can be chalked up heavily to families stuck at home with nothing to do but they still weren’t expecting it to make 100 million dollars in just a couple weeks, especially not when the whole family just has to pay for it once instead of a bunch of tickets.
It was such a STAGGERING success that it opened up discussion over whether movies actually need theaters anymore, whether the profits are only being held back by how much time, energy and money it takes for consumers to arrange a whole trip out to see a new release, and pretty much the only real conclusion being drawn is a resounding “yes, and that should have been patently obvious.”
It had more studios rush to put things out for streaming and they continue to be making more money than they ever imagined, even factoring in all that collective cabin fever. It also has the Academy Awards changing their rules this year to include non-theatrical releases for the first time.
Trolls World Tour might go down as one of the most important, most industry-shattering works in cinematic history, albeit not necessarily for its actual content (which is cute by the way, worth seeing).
When you pester your way into a major motion picture and its success ends up possibly destroying the entire industry
Maybe all the twentysomethings are obsessed with cartoons because all the “adult” shows show the same traumas, frustrations, and anxieties we already have to deal with 24/7.
Sometimes you just wanna watch a princess of power or a magical alien child do fancy magic stuff in a lower-stakes world where you can be reasonably sure you won’t be subjected to depictions of extreme violence, gore, assault, and sex without warning, ya dig?
It’s true and you should say it
so much adult media likes to pretend hopelessness and pessimism and cynicism are something profound instead of the same depressing nonsense that you can find self-righteous assholes spouting on any given corner of the internet
society acts like we’re supposed to outgrow hope somewhere between sixteen and twenty-two and it’s absolute bullshit
being an adult isn’t about giving up
hold on, let me repeat that
just in case y'all didn’t hear me in the back
being an adult isn’t about giving up
honeslty ive seen kids shows handle the struggles and difficulties we experience daily much better than adult shows have.
“The barbie franchise enforces gender stereotypes”
Ken is literally a trophy husband to a successful rich beautiful business woman but okay go off I guess
makin this come back around again bc happy birthday barbie u intelligent gorgeous woman
I saw a documentary on barbie once and it said that in the 50s or 60s when barbie was first made the parents were concerned because she was teaching their daughters that they could have careers instead of just being wives and mothers because she was the first doll that wasn’t a baby doll
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
