lkeke35:

jenroses:

hlahlahlahlahly:

jenroses:

riajade01:

singelisilverslippers:

just go see an ob-gyn

Help me ob-gyn kenobi, you’re my only hope.

She needed more midwife-clorians. 

I really hope everyone reblogging this followed the link and read the article, because it’s larger point is really good


“Reproductive health and childbirth is a crutch, and Lucas gets away with it because his audience accepts that these things are mysterious and cannot be intervened with the way that that the loss of limbs can be remedied with robot prosthetics, or the way Luke can be rescued from near-death on Hoth by being submerged in a bacta tank. Having babies is worse than being mauled by a wampa ice creature or being chopped up by lightsabers and falling into a river of lava. Lucas can write a world like that, and worse, the audience will accept it.

But uteruses aren’t made of malignant magic. Women’s bodies are real physical things that can be studied and understood and when necessary, cured. ”

IDK about everyone else, but I’ve actually been certified as a doula and childbirth educator and worked in women’s health media for most of a decade. 

All points valid, but “Help me OB-GYN Kenobi” broke me. 

And this is how you can tell a story was written by men because pre-natal healthcare never even occurred to the writer. Women’s insides are a mysterious and magical place that no man either can fathom, or just just not want to think about, so in stories like this they just handwave it away as” dying in childbirth”.

it gets worse than that. the robot thats supposed to be programmed with enough medical knowledge to work on a highly respected senator as well as a queen just says “shes lost the will to live” like BITCH that is not a medical answer, you are not worthy of calling yourself a doctor bot

alexisparade:

i forgot that i never uploaded this to tumblr

breefolk-hates-staff:
“ rhube:
“ did-you-kno:
“ These rare color photos of Paris were taken over 100 years ago.  In 1909, a wealthy French banker named Albert Kahn wanted to document the world using a new color photo process called Autochrome...

breefolk-hates-staff:

rhube:

did-you-kno:

These rare color photos of Paris were taken over 100 years ago. 

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In 1909, a wealthy French banker named Albert Kahn wanted to document the world using a new color photo process called Autochrome Lumière, so he commissioned 4 photographers to take their cameras all over the world.

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One of the cities they documented was Paris.

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Starting in 1914, Kahn’s photographers, Leon Gimpel, Stephane Passet, Georges Chevalier and Auguste Leon, documented life in Paris using color filters made from dyed potato starch grains.

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They made these color photos over a century ago (with a small amount of color enhancing done on the original shots).

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In addition to the many shots of Paris, around 72,000 Autochromes from around the globe were created through Kahn’s project.


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It’s amazing and strange how muchmore real and connected it all feels in colour.

They have a photo of the Moulin Rouge… in rouge.

“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.

seafoodmomma:

roseverdict:

deltastorm7:

birdsareblooming:

tacobellsagaanon:

birdsareblooming:

birdsareblooming:

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 

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Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 

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Mad Dummy? bouncing. 

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Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 

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Asgore? bounceing. 

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Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 

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Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 

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Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

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His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD??
During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 

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During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 

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But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 

Blink Motherfucker.

Hey so, real quick.

A Bunch or the reactions are people say “Oh! He’s concentrating on not killing you!”

Which…..I actually took the exact opposite interpretation.

Because, think about the movement in battles. Who moves the most?

  • Omega Flowey
  • Undyne the undying
  • Asriel Dankerr
  • Mettaton
  • Mad Dummy

People who are putting their ALL into killing you. Putting in all their concentration and effort into ending your little motherfukn lifu.

The people who move the least? (besides Papyrus the paper cutout)

  • Toriel
  • Nabstablook
  • most of the minor battles
  • Asgore

So, Toriel: Who does not want to kill you, and due to her lack of concentration on her attacks and more on her emotions causes the attacks to miss you. (Can still easily accidentally kill you) But still, distracted. Not putting her all into the battle

Nabstablook: Who needs ghost depression therapy. Really not feeling up to it right now. Not putting their all into it.

Minor monster battles: They do MOVE, and a lot of them do extensively, but they’re more still than like, Undyne or MTT. They’re only fighting you out of obligation. Not putting their all into it.

Asgore: He moves more than the other’s I pointed out, but his movements are small. He bounces slightly and slowly, if he moves it’s for his trident attack. Because well, he does NOT want you dead. He does NOT want that seventh soul. He’s not putting his all into it.

(Note: Sans is kinda an inbetween. bc he bounces a bunch and dodges and teleports a HELL of a lot. moves his arm. but he also like, aint moving a lot compaired to Asriel and Undying if you get me.)

D-Do you get where i’m coming from?

The Sprites that move the most? Putting in EVERYTHING into this battle. They want you dead. They are using all their energy and strength to end you.

The Sprites that stay still? Not putting in their all.

Not putting in their all.

Papyrus has the same amount of energy he usually has during his date, and the finale. He zips and zooms around the screen like a ping pong ball. 

He is always putting in 110% into every little thing he does.

In his battle, he is still. A statue. A motherfucking plastic barbie. Not even moving his mouth. 

(Note: I think some sprites don’t move their mouths in battle screens, but Papyrus moves his jaw later on the date, the dump, and in the finale. There is no excuse for him not moving his mouth during battle. But you know who else never moves their mouth bc he’s to lazy to? Sans the mother fu-. Sans is never putting in his all and doesn’t even bother to move his mouth to words.)

(Also note the only time he makes a diffrent expression is when you hit him, and not for long)

Papyrus isn’t putting in all his energy. 

Papyrus isn’t putting in all his power.

Now listen, If when using his bare minimum, he can still control his attacks to a point where you cannot die, he can summon words spelled out and a GIANT FUCKING BONE, have a whole conversation with himself and not paying attention while fighting you, holy fuck.

I don’t want to know what Papyrus is like putting in his all.

The real reason Flowey befriended Papyrus was because of Papyrus’ unmatched raw power.

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Good time to bring back the fact that everyone has two vines around them except Papyrus who has four.

Tbh with how much Flowey experimented with resets he could have seen Papyrus actually trying and I wanna see the look on that bastard’s face when he got yeeted from the ruins to new home and back.

papyrus could be an all powerful being, literally capable of killing literally everyone in the underground

but is like “NAH, I’M JUST GONNA CHILL OUT HERE WITH MY SPAGHETTI AND DINOSAUR EGGS OATMEAL”

that just radiates big mood to me, and i wish i knew why

shaggy, papyrus, and kirby are the trifecta of “can i destroy you in an instant? yes. would i rather just have lunch? also yes”

FUCK YOURE RIGHT JKHSKJHKJSDHKJSDHDS 

it makes sense. monsters are only as strong as their souls and and emotions. They take more damage when something wants to do more damage to them and they deal more damage when they really want to make what theyre fighting hurt. Papyrus is the one who is the most sure of himself. the one who has the most self confidence and empathy. Papyrus has the strongest soul and shares that strength with everyone he meets.

pembrokewkorgi:

I literally can’t over how self mocking this show is.

this show is better than anything segas produced

Press play - Exactly what you think it is

viostormcaller:

obsidiancreates:

kairomancerr:

seany-boy:

pigknightwarrior:

xxslasher-skeletonxx:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

julyrubyrose:

sea-anon:

fandomssaremysoul:

killerkurse:

satan249:

balladofabrokebitch:

crazy-little-thing-called-bitch:

too-easy-being-green:

anderz-zombieslayer:

the-at-symbol:

after-mycoffee:

jacktherawrmonster:

hikikostar:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

WOW

I’m so furious.

I’m reblogging but I haven’t listened to it yet. Sorry

What a bop

@shitposter-nugget @too-easy-being-green

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

At first I was disappointed that it wasn’t straight up the song, but then it got fucking better worse?

@lynoth715

@pumpkinpeasy

@sea-anon enjoy

Fuck YEAHHHH

*sobs as I tap the play button*

*realizes it’s not the song*

Me: Wtf?

*Rick Astley starts singing*

Me: *starts sobbing and laughing at the same time* Fuck you.

What the fuck

@da-meme-queeen

You know what.

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Ofc tumblr wont let me play this

//mod couldn’t not reblog, it was too amazing. enjoy.

What the fuck is this

*exasperated sigh*

prokopetz:

Some folks act surprised at the suggestion that modern!Adora would have incredibly strong dumb jock energy, but, like, is it not obvious? Not a mean dumb jock, by many means – more like one of those weirdly charming gym rats who has a comprehensive knowledge of the physiology of muscle gain but doesn’t know what a caterpillar is.

the same jock energy as thor?

gearholder:

corsolanite:

Reggie Fils-Aime, Nintendo of America’s President and COO of 13 years, is retiring.

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Nintendo has just announced that Reggie Fils-Aime, the president of Nintendo of America, will be retiring. Reggie’s last day at the company will be taking place on April 15 and will be replaced by Doug Bowser, Nintendo’s current Senior Vice President of Sales and Marketing. Its truly and end of an era.

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PRESIDENT BOWSER???

my body is not ready for reggie’s retirement

daughterofsarenrae:

the-ipre:

eliot from leverage looks like if matt mercer was a fighter instead of a bard

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Oh my god you’re right

you fool, christan kane multiclasses as both

rachelbethhines:

ayellowbirds:

blackphoenix1977:

phoenixfidelity:

I haven’t seen it said, so I’ll say it.

If you look at it from a certain perspective, Diamond Days (and in a way–all of SU) is a metaphor for transphobia and dead naming.

Steven has spent his life being compared to Rose. Rose is gone. It’s Steven now. Everyone remembers and misses Rose, but his family loves Steven.

When Blue speaks to Yellow, she says, “She prefers to go by Steven now.” And all of the diamonds refer to him as “she/her/Pink.”

When White (substitute a trans/homophobic grandma if you will) demands him to Look like Pink again, he snaps. “SHE’S GONE!”

White tells him that he’s deceived himself and that Pink is still in there. She’s not. When Steven sees that it is–in fact–HIM inside of his gem, he is so overjoyed.

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Idk. Just like all of the misgendering and deadnaming in this season got to me. It made me understand the trans community in a way that I’ve tried and failed to do myself.

However, as Steven himself sang,

“I don’t need you to respect me, I respect me. I don’t need you to love me, I love me. I just need you to know-You could know me if you changed your mind.”

I can’t believe that I’ve never thought of this!

New trans anthem, Y/Y?

What’s really great is if you accept this as a trans allgory never once is Steven forced to perform as masculine in order to be accepted as male. He wears pink, is in touch with his feelings and likes to discuss things, dances and sings, has no quams with wareing a dress on an occasion. No one questions his vaildly as guy just because his interests are traditionally seen as feminine.