sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

tfw you’re no longer the weirdest person you know

Steven: I can shapeshift more fingers if you want. You wanna know what it feels like to high five with someone with more fingers than you?

Ford: N- I… Kinda?

saturdaynightslammasters:

i’ll have what i’m having

iwouldservehim:

omghotmemes:

2020

The little detail of the toilet paper roll kills me.

The plague outside is what kills me

beeftart:

counterfeitfaker:

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

smitethestate:

mermithid:

DO NOT SHOP AT TARGET OR ORDER FROM THEM ONLINE ON MAY 1st THERE IS A STRIKE

Same with Amazon, Instacart, and Whole Foods.

wszystko-czerwone:

keeperofseeds:

Bosnia can have little sea access. as a treat

nero-witch-deactivated20200608:

one of humanity’s best magic ever, the glock

“a gun is just a wand of transmutation. it transmutes people into a corpse”

dysfunctionalfocus:

f1rstperson:

menaceexpress:

glowbot:

posts about ADHD have no business being 2k words some of us are unmedicated

the adhd impulse to ramble versus the adhd inability to read big blocks of text….. unstoppable force meets immovable object

I’m kinda mad about this post bc I meant to make this like, months ago but could never find a concsise way to phrase “can’t write concsicely bc adhd” and there it is. Right there lmao

bidoofcrossing:

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