macktheiceman:

teaboot:

Kid grabbing my arm in the store: How old are you?

Me: Five hundred and twelve. I watched the Hindenburg burn

Him: Did you see the titanic sink?

Me: No, it was in the middle of the ocean

Actually me to children

otherwise-called-squidpope:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Throckmorton is doing great at maintaining work-life balance with his new office job.

revaleks-deactivated20200524:

glumshoe:

Pet peeve in CGI animation: when two human characters of similar scale have dramatically different eyeball sizes for no reason.

OP HOW DARE YOU TO KEEP THE FUNNIEST PART IN THE TAGS

Sherlock Holmes aint got nothing on me

i actually like homestuck 2

damianwaynerocks:

kitzatara:

libraryoftheancients:

magnetoeisenhardt:

marsapartment:

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

Robin would just have Heelys

I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie

THE GIF

I mean he had some ready for facing mr freeze so he definitely would

While feeling elated that i was right about yiffy i went back to some of my old theorycrafting that ended up being correct.

I swear, the “rose quartz is pink diamond” is my magnum opus in theory crafting because i refused to let it go and even got a lot of it right well before it was confirmed

viostormcaller:

the-aefe:

goawfma:

yooooooo this is wild 😱

WHAT THE FUCK

???????????

Its official time is broken

It started out as a tradng card company

mymagicgrandpa:

Go check out the most recent page!

[Can’t link or tumblr will hide it from searches]

Chapter Summary: Suzie’s weird grandfather takes her to the mall to catch up! But this isn’t any ordinary shopping spree, as she soon realizes there’s a whole other side to the mall…!

jennyslateswife:

jennyslateswife:

tumblr has two modes of sharing information and they are

“hey why the FUCK isn’t anyone talking about [obscure fact op only just learned 5 minutes ago reading an extremely obscure interview from 20 years ago that they’re going to pretend is common knowledge]”

and “hey why the FUCK isn’t anyone talking about [extremely common fact that everyone has been talking about for weeks that they’re going to pretend is brand new information]“

you’re absolutely right why the fuck isn’t anyone talking about that

and also “Hey, why isnt anyone talking about [event that literally JUST Happened and people ARE talking a lot about]