Silver Tongue

writing-prompt-s:

Aliens have arrived. They touch down on the planet, hoping to meet new people.

No one is there.

lol, dumbass aliens dont even know how to send probes to a planet to see if theres anything on it. Not even an unmanned robot to look at the terrain. What a bunch of morons

gehenna27:

dashcon:

thesadteenaqer:

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

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notedchampagne:

do you think yiffy was allowed to go outside on the basis of being secret. was she homestuck all these years

My guess is jade could move lightspeed wherever she needed to give yiffy a decent childhood in the hellscape world

silver-tongues-blog:

Link: I paid the other champions 5 rupees each to call him ‘ravioli’ 

Revali: I FUCKING KNEW IT!

generalgrievousdatingsim:

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

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Theory about who yiffy is

silver-tongues-blog:

So the candy timeline epilogue (the one that yiffy exists in) jade implied that merging with bec left jade as more of a… Genetic doner rather than genetic reciever. and that she talked to rose about being a surrogate

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Now judging by the reactions, Kanaya seems to have know idea who yiffy is but rose likely does

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My theory is that rose did go through with being the surrogate for jades child and their daughter is yiffy

read this with the theory in mind

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Originally posted by enamoratrix

What exactly is Gale of the Wild? Is it simply a role swap or something?

Anonymous

silver-tongues-blog:

yeah its an AU where instead of link being the last surviving champion, it was revali so hes the one who got the 100 year sleep while everyone else is stuck as ghosts in divine beasts

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Now when you say hero do you mean like… Protagonist trying to defeat evil or do you mean the literal chosen hero of hylia because those are two different things. he does have just as much motivation to defeat ganon as link does in botw so in that sense hes the hero but link was still the one who pulled the master sword from the pedestal a hundred years prior.

amandaseyfried:

Top 10 favourite characters as voted by my followers#9 ✭ Jason Mendoza (48 votes)

“I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age I am!”

planeswalker-umbral:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

putting “space” and “Fantasy” in front of otherwise mundane things is the highest form of comedy. Gonna ride the Fantasy escalator and then pick up some space weed

What’s even funnier is this applied to places. Saying things like Fantasy Detroit and Space Australia? Incredibly humorous.

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