chefpyro:

My main takeaway from DMing so far is that default DND lore is fucking boring and sucks and my ideas are better

the only valid dnd lore is that brass dragons will be your best friend if you let them ramble for a few hours.

dat-soldier:

sulfurado:

I really like burgerpants. Shame he has to smuggle burgers across the border.

potoobrigham:

Good night everybody.

prideprejudce:

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

gayavatarstyle:

gayavatarstyle:

gayavatarstyle:

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

Zuko, bursting in Katara’s door: HOW LONG HAS SOKKA BEEN A FIREBENDER

Katara, who has no context but likes to mess with Zuko: our whole lives why

Zuko: this is so messed up, I thought Sokka was a non-bender this whole time

Katara: you thought the avatar’s brother was a non-bender?

Zuko: … excuse me?

Katara: [airbends away]

roselestial:

-

Souvenir plan is a success

keplercryptids:

zendriadraws:

…Are you the one who’s been hurting my brother out there?

I’m gonna fucking kill you now.

[image description: a drawing of Lup, standing in front of dark purple curtains. She’s a thin elf with brown freckled skin and long, curly dark brown hair falling past her shoulders. She’s wearing a yellow headband and a red robe. One of her hands is aflame and she’s looking at the viewer with an intense smile.]

gay-pippin:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Why do the different peoples of Middle Earth fight each other instead of bonding over their one shared value: building dangerous architecture without handrails?

Like. Come on. Architects in Middle Earth are, irregardless of species, impractical bastards with murder in their hearts.