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Sans made that poncho out of a garbage bag lol

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thebohemiancircus:

bottommemes:

bottom of the night

vers of the afternoon

@therealjacksepticeye

probablybadrpgideas:

The players find a magic book.

Not “one that contains spells”. It’s a +5 book in the same sense as a +5 sword. 

Time to show these Orc Warlords the power of a good book…right in the face!

adurot:

bumblebeebats:

bumblebeebats:

cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

Looks like some kind of cucumbers that ate the lemons.

brucejenner:

elfgrove:

thegooftroop:

of all the arbitrary differences between america and britain, this one is my favorite

WHAT

terezis:

terezis:

guys. guys have you listened to this week’s mbmbam. specifically the part of the episode where justin talks about domino’s very bad business decision to let you download their app and then take a picture of any pizza from any store to get points and then redeem for a free pizza.

i paused the episode and i thought to myself “i bet this pizza-identifying ai isn’t very good” and then i thought to myself “i bet this pizza-identifying ai isn’t very good” so i downloaded the app and took a picture of a picture of a pizza that i pulled up on my computer and guess what

+10 points for free pizza pending

twenty-nineteen: become the (pizza grifting) monster

dankmemeuniversity:

banishedquasiroyal:

bold of you to assume karkat has children

the troll kingdom is his children

harryonstage:

harryonstage:

since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing