Silver Tongue

roboticoperatingbud:

our resident rep’s bunny day

quellov:
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chefpyro:

Accidentally owned Yusuke way too hard.

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chefpyro:

Tiny Face Kaneshiro

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snazziest:

hexedhorizons:

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audie canonically commits tax fraud

Audie stands for audited

Invalid D&D Alignments

avithenaftali:

Lawful Chaotic - loophole abuse. their goal is to carry out as many zany shenanigans as possible in an absolutely nonpunishable manner.
Chaotic Lawful - malicious compliance. dredges up obscure laws that haven’t been implemented in decades or centuries and insists on following them. thrives on inscrutable bureaucratic labyrinths.
Good Evil - the token evil teammate. a missing stair. an objectively terrible person but charming or useful somehow so people keep making excuses for them.
Evil Good - always does the right thing, but, like, in the least comfortable way. call them in for big, big problems, and then spend a year wondering if it was really worth it. their approval fills you with shame.

mossworm:
“my brother and I have dumb adventures in kirby super star
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mossworm:

my brother and I have dumb adventures in kirby super star

opposite-of-a-problem:

critical-perspective:

featus:

mycaell:

theproblematicblogger:

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

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Objection, your honor. There has been no scam.
The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

Sustained.

They were a fae and their friend fell right into their trap of not reading the exact wording

demilypyro:

How many hamburgers a week is too many?

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