Silver Tongue

deirdreskye:

HRT delivered to your house via a St Bernard dog with a little barrel around its neck

The barrel is filled with genderfluid

littlefreya:

jessilynallendilla:

littlefreya:

Reblog if you’re in your 20s/30s and still own stuffed animals.

bitch I make my stuffed animals

Dude, that’s freaking AWESOME!

funguts:

funguts:

as we all know the notebook never runs out of pages, but it somehow remains the same width…..alright so forget that and imagine it gets thicker and thicker as more pages appear and by the end of the series its as thick as the all in one manga. light still stuffs it in the back of his pants and nobody notices except matsuda but even matsuda is clueless and hes like Hey light it seems youve been doing your squats and light is like Yea

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THIS ONE GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

mysuperlaserpiss:

gaycism:

I’M WHEEZING

rosexknight:

mjalti:

seaflying-fliptuna:

enajcosta:

aviculor:

crystalquintessential:

mjalti:

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

There are certain translations/tellings of the Bible in which the great flood where Noah has to get everything on an arc 2 by 2 was to wipe out a race of half human half angels. I forget what they’re called but yeah!

angels attracted to humans are the angelic equivalent to furries

2man222:
“ durbikins:
“ damn bro,we made it to the Warner Bros logo animation
” ”

2man222:

durbikins:

damn bro,we made it to the Warner Bros logo animation

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fris-sucks:

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the whole ‘leaving alucard behind and going away to check out creepy villages’ was some bs this season and i demand justice

villainous-queer:

gamestressor:

tomatomagica:

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This is exactly what I expected it to be

put this in your party playlist and set it on shuffle.