livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

(the tweet collection series)

king-emare:

myrandomstuffpage:

ceevee5:

For the love of God, sound on.

Ma! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

fugofighters-deactivated2023050:

guccixcucci:

free-range-tiddies:

guccixcucci:

PLEASE. THIS IS SO FUNNY

LIL MANS WENT TF OFF!!!!

He said bitch you’re going to hell AND your hair is ugly

arofili:

tag yourself i’m the entire “good” row (my queue tag is “something for queue” derived from “something for you” which means exactly Nothing)

duplicitous-nature:

LMAO

yellow-py:

Animal crossing time :)))

deluxeloy:

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

and thats how halfelves were created

aggressionbread:

Next level tumblr discourse will probably be like “stories written in a 1st person perspective are emotionally manipulative because they’re being told by an unreliable narrator and are forcing me to believe a subjective experience is actually fact :(”

dappercyborg:

desperatelyseekingsanity1-deact:

Don’t forget that the government is also suspending mortgage payments so landlords are double dipping

normal-horoscopes:

hawthornewitchesteas:

Who else loves terrariums?🌿

@terraliving - they are not a sponsor we’re just a huge fan!

REVEAL THE MOSS

This is how snoopdogg was created