Silver Tongue

sopheirion:

make me choose: Lilo & Stitch or The Emperor’s New Groove; asked by @destinyorfreewill

keitheaverage:

clover11-10:

celtic-pyro:

prince-bully-koopa:

italianfortrickery:

Bayonetta (2009) - Platinum Games

Lord forgive me for I must fuck it up.

Vibin’ for Jesus

Lord in Heaven forgive me but I must put bitches in their place

she has the power of God AND Anime on her side

rosexknight:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

This basically confirms that if you fuse Bulbasaur line with any pokemon you will get perfection
Artist: Doodlelot / Twitter

@dracini

loverboybutch:

“but won’t it affect your sleep schedule” you don’t understand. I don’t have a sleep “schedule”, I just go to sleep at certain times. that is not a habit! past performance does not indicate future results! some ppl are under the impression that oh if you go to bed and wake up at certain times your body will adjust and it’ll become natural muh muh muh BULLSHIT! my body does not “adjust” to me waking up at 7am and going to bed at 10pm every day like a normal human, it strains constantly against the horrid meaningless societal bonds that ask it to perform this pathetic routine. the second and I mean the SECOND my body doesn’t have to wake up or go to bed at certain times because of external factors it’s snooze time WHENEVER. my brain does not remember or care about me getting 8 nice hours of sleep at the same time every day for the past month, it just conks out whenever and wakes up whenever. time means nothing. I’ll sleep for 12 hours and wake up at 5pm and eat dinner for breakfast and take a little nap at 3 in the morning, wake up at 6am with the rest of my family, and then stay up for 52 hours playing video games. There Is No Pattern. There Is No Law That Governs Me. I am nothingness in a sea of numbers and time. sleep schedule my ass

my sleep schedule is
Goin to bed: ?????
Waking up: anywhere between 4-8

beth-rou:

… How did he get there in the first place?

silver-tongues-blog:
“its a beautiful day in skyloft and you are a horrible groose
”

silver-tongues-blog:

its a beautiful day in skyloft and you are a horrible groose

seelcudoom:

hypeswap:

rose strider is such a brutal kidswap bc you know that bich straight up murdered bro at age 10 and has lived just fine w/o him for the last 3 years

to keep up the illusion that she still has a caretaker hse starts updateing his website, but the pupept snuff quickly gets more dramatic, there are actual scenees building up to it, bu the time shes 12 each video is a 2 hour full story of love and discovery leading up to arch duke feltrump being  assasinated for his forbidden love with count fluffbottom, there is not a dry tear in the house

marichatisfam:

you are now your profile image, how fucked are you?

this is the opposite of a problem

blackgirloneshots:

2004montecarlo-ss:

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I know exactly what this is about and I hate it