Silver Tongue

“My battery is low and it’s getting dark”
“We hear you, Oppy, and we bid you goodnight”

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“ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴛᴛᴇʀʏ ɪs ʟᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ’s ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴅᴀʀᴋ.” || 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉, 𝑜𝓅𝓅𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎!

artistcallum:
some of y’all still can’t recognize the differences between platonic, romantic, sexual, mentor-student, and familial relationships, both in fiction and reality, and it really shows
some of y’all still think there’s only one type of love and it really shows

snakegay:

you all going “omg what does this mean this is so scar y” when you see something weird rather than rolling with it.. this is why you are mortal -_-

queendeedee:

queendeedee:
seriously though
This drawing has gotten so many notes it now has more than one porn blog reblogging it trying to promote themselves.

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:
i SLEPT THROUGH MY ALSRM
turns out if i wake up at 9:15 and have work at 10 i can actually move fast enough to get ready and get there fifteen minutes early

speed run strats

i-run-a-trash-blog:

I’m so emotional about Opportunity!!!

hymnsofheresy:

natashatroyka:
hymnsofheresy:
hymnsofheresy:
i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck
please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must.
Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.
hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

magiikm1ke:

retrogamingblog:
Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging
we have achieved peak humanity, it’s all downhill from here