flavoracle:

zeusfuckedmymom:

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

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One of the things I like about memes is that they give me a good sense of when the different required reading assignments come around these days.

Oh, is it Odyssey meme season already? Must be February I guess.

hdreaper:

phantomrose96:

On the topic of deaths in FMA (so, major spoiler tag right now for the FMA:B anime/manga) there’s one that’s just so well-constructed, so well-executed, and I’ve never seen anyone bring this up:

The Death of Wrath, Fuhrer King Bradley

It was Bradley who ordered and signed the extermination campaign in Ishval. And he did so unflinchingly. Partway through the war, the High Priest of Ishval offers himself up to Bradley in an attempt to end the war–one leader turning himself over to the other. 

And Bradley, Bradley scoffs. He laughs at the notion that any one human life can be worth more than any other. He states that this priest’s life does not equal the tens of thousands of Ishvalans.

They curse him out. They tell him God will punish him. And Bradley invites it

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He dares God to strike him down! He dares God’s Wrath to find him, and end him. But of course, nothing happens. The war continues. The Ishvalans die.

Then, we have Scar, who’s seeking vengeance for his murdered people. He does it in God’s name. He targets State Alchemists, because they are blasphemers. They distort things from the form God gave them. They create, when creation is the domain of God alone.

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Al attempts to call Scar out on this hypocrisy later when they battle in Central. Scar claims he’s working a loophole though. His arm only destroys. He’s not encroaching on God’s domain. He does not create.

Fast forward many many chapters. Scar is the final person to battle Bradley. And he finds himself losing at first, even with Bradley as injured as he is. Then Scar pulls out his trump card, gains the upperhand on Bradley, gains the advantage.

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He’s tattooed his brother’s other design on his left arm. He’s embraced the creation arm. Against his beliefs, against his morals, against his creed, Scar has become one of the blasphemers.  He’s encroached on God’s domain, because the magnitude of failure outweighed the sin of creating.

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Bradley mocks him for this. He claims Scar must have finally realized God is fake. That He’s a construction of humans, and the war has finally broken Scar of his faith. If Bradley were right, Arakawa would probably have him win this fight. He doesn’t, though. Scar beats him. 

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Scar, finally, kills him. And he does it by embracing creation.

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After countless attempts, after the train explosion, after Buccaneer’s death, after Fu’s death, Bradley remained alive. It was Scar, in the end, who got to kill him, and he succeeds in the face of Bradley claiming he’s surrendered his faith. So no, it’s not that Scar’s given up his faith. 

Far from it.

By embracing creation, Scar has, symbolically, BECOME the God of Ishval.

He creates. He destroys. He is nameless, yet acts in the name of Ishvala. He is Wrath. And it’s not just that “Wrath was killed by a wrathful man.” 

Scar is the Wrath of Ishvala.

Bradley is killed by the God of Ishval.

Bradley invoked the Wrath of Ishvala, and he dies by it.

God did find Bradley, in the end. He was late on the invite, but He answered. Oh god, did He answer.

I feel the need to sit down and stare into space becuase holy shitting hell

I’d line of add that it was more than just ishvala. The eclipse is when truth closest to the earth and why homunculus needed it to attempt absorbing truth who is essentially a god. The eclipse ending just enough to blind Bradley is in itself an act of God so Bradley was killed by two gods, working in unison through scar to avenge not only those who were slaughtered but to punish the hubris of homunculus.

omnificent-orion:

Can you imagine going through nine years of this bullshit?

mcavoy:

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this is so funny and cursed at the same time bye.

toastoat:
“ dr–wizard:
“It’s been 10 years and he still doesn’t care
”
‘1 DECADE ago’ carries so much weight
”

toastoat:

dr–wizard:

It’s been 10 years and he still doesn’t care

‘1 DECADE ago’ carries so much weight

sergle:

delicatelytoobear:

hobbit-hole:

femmefaramir:

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

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there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

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so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

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THIS TAG KNOCKED ME OUT

dopeybeauty:

when people ask how long you’ve been online

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afallenwolf:

regan-crystal:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Okay, but this is more historically accurate than 300.

In my Classics class we watched both 300 and Meet the Spartans and had to point out inaccuracies in both and where each film got it right. Surprisingly Meet the Spartans got more right than 300. The fact that they go off to war singing?? ACCURATE. The fact that they braid each others hair??? ACCURATE. The men of Spartan always oiled their hair and braided it back because if they were to die in battle they wanted to look their best.

Isn’t also true that Male spartans got with guys more than women. Or is that misinformation? 

artofkace:
“canon……blood colors…
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artofkace:

canon……blood colors…