Acrisius watch out, the discus is coming right for you. shit he has his airpods in, he cant hear us!

im-angstious:

treygotguap:

Why everybody keep talking about Feb 14th.. Whats going on?

pvp special event

badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

the gopher has spoken

Happy Groundhog Day y'all

castielcampbell:

eaglamon:

warriorchicken:

warriorchicken:

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

… that policeman is my dad…

at least you know he had a good day

00incognegro:

Just sayin

coolmanfromthepast:

americansylveon:

enlightenedrobot:

bussykween:

sustainablefarming:

My drag persona

Welcome to the stage ….

So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.

No, she shot a freakin missile into a vehicle.

>Florida

Florida Man’s wife.

pyrlspite:

“the earth revolves around the sun“ “the sun revolves around the earth“ actually the sun revolves around minecraft steve

shingojira:

aladdin: i think im having a heart attack
genie: WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER

moonpaw:

commission for @banishedquasiroyal of their psmd team, Bongo and BQ! 

commission info 

lumnch:

Everyone: You should try drawing looser, and more dynamically! :)

Me: Ok! :) I will try and do my best, thank you!

Me:*draws exactly This*