ceeberoni:

rcktpwr:

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

disgruntledlungfish:

I think a lot about how Valve set up this huge narrative with crossover lore between their franchises, building up a huge finale to two decades old series

And then they just stopped making games

chefpyro:

polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:

here are my commission prices :)

the sheer audacity

HAHA BYE-BYE UGLY

r/ChoosingBeggars

why-is-it-always-autumn:

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ilovemusicalyy:

swirly-rainbow:

faunlord:

made these transparent, feel free to use for whatever devious purposes 

satan-is-a-heterophobe:

teacraft:

guys i found diamonds 😎

cirilee:

fun fact: cosmo and wanda have the same voice actors as timmy’s parents and that is literally so cute ??

yourplayersaidwhat:

Dm: You try to open the chest when all of a sudden it bites your hand.

Me: I wanna tame it.

Dm: What?

Me: I wanna tame the thing.

Dm: The only way you’re gonna tame it is if you roll a nat 20

*Rolls a nat 20*

Dm: …

Me: So… I’m naming it Chester.

The entire party then proceeds to ride the chest and this thing got all of the xp and the dm stopped using what were basically weeping angels because Chester could kill these things almost instantly due to his lack of eyes.