Silver Tongue

dememod:

Congrats to @chefpyro​ for one whole month!

barber-butt:

cellobeer:

purplepiercedpeopleeater:

commonly-used-penis-jokes:

One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.

I want to be Louise when I grow up

The writing in this show is so flawless

the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

tuulikki:

shaelit:

scarletjedi:

marithlizard:

swilmarillion:

piyo-13:

swilmarillion:

missmollyetc:

Everybody who wears The One Ring in LOTR starts to refer to it as ‘My Precious,’ and Tolkien’s right that is super creepy, but what I really love is that everybody does it, which says to me that this super powerful scary evil sentient ring has a favorite pet name and just, like, will not respond to anything else.

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Hey uhh @piyo-13 you cant hide brilliance like these in the tags

look i’m just saying, even as educated as frodo is, would he really KNOW the true name of sauron? like shit, of any of the elves left in middle earth by the time the events of LotR actually happen, only círdan and galadriel are old enough to remember that sauron existed in valinor (not counting old sindarin/avari elves because iirc sauron was never called mairon on the shores of ara [except possibly by melkor wink wonk]), let alone what his name was.
so to everyone in ME, he’s always been sauron, and there’s no connection to “precious” in any linguistic sense…
but mairon remembers.

no you’re a hundred percent right!! no one would know, and it wouldn’t make sense to anyone except maybe Gandalf, but that shredded little piece of sauron’s souls remembers

Oh, wow.   

this is why i love lotr fandom. this right here

so what you’re saying is there’s a tiny piece of sauron’s soul tucked smug into the Ring just going around introducing itself as “i’m babey”

This post has justified every second of every minute, hour, and collective day I have ever spent on Tumblr. It was all worth it for this.

i cant believe that saurons soul fragment tucked away in the ring is basically a cat

spookygibberish:
“ Also called the common or white clown, the whiteface clown is a popular species of domestic clown. They’re more relaxed in temperament than the average red clown, but tend to be less suited for young children and thus have fewer...

spookygibberish:

Also called the common or white clown, the whiteface clown is a popular species of domestic clown. They’re more relaxed in temperament than the average red clown, but tend to be less suited for young children and thus have fewer breeds.

I can’t believe i forgot to post this pet clown reference…

lupinelolita:

1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

druidfalls:

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(full metal alchemist)

*slightly different voice*
full metal alchemist

vintagegeekculture:

Katsuya Terada’s art accompanied the strategy guides and Nintendo Power Articles about the first few Legend of Zelda games. In essence, his art created the world, and turned simple pixel sprites into fantasy worlds. 

time-reclaimer:
“ time-reclaimer:
“ mens-rights-activia:
“ im-fucking-dead-forever:
“ mens-rights-activia:
“Empty meme template. Have at it
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@mens-rights-activia
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I’m screaming
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an enemy  ” ”

worstdoctorsyndrome:

lost-my-leeches:

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

Your parents have felt disappointment but whilst imagining this scenario I’ve felt nothing but unfiltered joy.

channeling your inner corvid