lordandgodoftheobvious:

a fool: When did Star Trek start pandering to SJWs?

me: 8 September 1966

unmorrre:

she is confused so cute

lumanae:

ceciliaspen:

Shitty au where everything’s the same but Danny took one look at the portal and like any smart person decided not to go in, so his “ghost form” is just him wearing a bedsheet. He still fights the ghost coming through the portal he just isn’t half dead. Everyone in Amity Park is always trying to figure out who the person beneath the sheet is. His parents are still trying to kill him

You don’t want to know how hard I’m laughing

rosexknight:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

Bold of you to assume Santa doesn’t have a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance.

flintsredhair:

annchovi:

hiccup-queen:

badgerofshambles:

brainbubblegum:

so idk if they teach you this in drivers’ ed class or whatever, but if you see someone in the opposite direction flashing their high beams at you, they’re NOT being a dick. they’re saying, “SLOW DOWN, I just saw a police car back there”.

If I hadn’t known that today, I wouldn’t have noticed the police car hiding in its fox hole and gotten a ticket for going 20 over the speed limit. and I’m glad I don’t have to pay $80 for a dumb mistake!!!

In deer country this is also used to warn others about a herd up ahead. In either case, the double flash means that some nonsense is occurring and ya gotta slow down!

Double-flash also means “turn on your headlights”. Basically, if someone’s flashing their brights, pay super-close attention and figure out what’s going on.

They could ALSO be flashing them to tell you to turn YOUR brights off because you’re blinding them! It’s common courtesy to turn your brights off for oncoming traffic, but not everyone knows this~

please for shit’s sake - that last one. I cannot count the number of people who don’t turn down their lights at night. My eyes are super sensitive to light and it HURTS

gorps:

lizardsister:

portableairport:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

wow. cant believe they said this

the mcklemores are CANCELLED 

this is one of my favorite posts on this entire website because its full of people unironically going “i can’t BELIEVE people are taking them out of context like this omg!!!” because nobody on this website knows what Jokes are

No it’s real it’s from the 3rd season 4th episode: “The McElroy’s Hate The Irish”

greyismanga:

The short legend of Ralsei 🖤💚💗

It’s been a long while since a story moved me so much I took a day off to drawn fanart for. This idea has been cooking in my head since November.

Deltarune is promising and I can’t wait years for the full game ;-; but I’ll try to be as excited as Ralsei I guess

ofbladesandbonds:

pastelghostbro:

27teacups:

This venom/eddie thing is just greed/ling for non weebs

this is FALSE greed is far too human-looking for my monster fucker thirst to be at this level

HELLO????