Silver Tongue

cool-bacon-dude:

budacub:

“HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD THE HOLY GHOST CUM IN YOU”

If you watch this you go directly to hell

lafortis:

demilypyro:

You could just shoot most major Jojo villains with a sniper rifle and they’d be dead but they never really think to try stealth

I think it’s objectively funny that must Jojo characters are immune to bullets but only if they know the bullets are coming and therefore can punch them

wasnt there some guy whose power was to control bullets and he knew bullets were coming but his stand just fucking let him get shot a bunch?

ajhasaplan:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

imagine being joseph joestar and you learn from your egyptian friend that some people have crazy mind powers and through random circumstance you get your own crazy mind power and all it does is make tasteful nudes of someone who hates you

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the pure folly in the implication that i have to MAKE things UP for jojo to be absurd

and the kicker is, the power does not SPECIFICALLY make tasteful nudes. It’s just that this motherfucker is, at almost all times, posed, tastefully nude

virtual-trash-adult:

Back in my day we did weird shit on the Internet because we were genuinely fucked up, not for clout

exeggcute:

any comparison between early 00s online youth culture and late 10s online youth culture is fundamentally incompatible as soon as you move beyond the similarities of “lol teens being cringey” or whatever because we are in a completely different media landscape these days. making heavily-edited cosplay tiktoks is nothing like curating a deviantart gallery full of anime blingees because the former is always, implicitly or explicitly, an attempt to cash in on internet fame while the latter was simply rooted in the deep twisted psyche of someone feasting on the dark side’s cookies

Trans rights?

I am trans

ryukodragon:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

bengeskozhukel:

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@deadcatwithaflamethrower​ I was just linked this and I felt you needed to see it. I cannot stop laughing and I’m wheezing from the effort of trying to stop.

“Well, that little problem just solved itself.”

“ATTACK, KENO–” *KBPFT*

moonpaw:
“who threw away the goddamn moon?”
Who the fuck do you think

moonpaw:

who threw away the goddamn moon?

Who the fuck do you think

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Originally posted by ang-zi-ety

dysaniadisorder:

calxone:

My brain when I’m sitting in class, instead of paying attention to what my teacher is saying:

this gave me a stroke

pocketss:

when you are just hanging out