thatll-do:

“He lost the House in 2018. He lost the presidency in November. He lost the Senate on Tuesday. And on Wednesday, with nothing left to lose, he rallied a violent mob to attack the U.S. Capitol in hopes of pressuring lawmakers to toss out the election results, ignore the will of the people, and install him as president for another term. Trump fomented a deadly insurrection against the U.S. Congress to prevent a duly-elected president from taking office. Treason is not a word to be used lightly, but that is its textbook definition.”

President Trump has committed treason  (via wilwheaton)

bold of those people to assume the government knows how to navigate tumblr

Anonymous

death2america:

tumblr when the FBI searches for a blog: oopsie! we had a doodly boop! your connection flubbed! try again soon!

tumblr is an everchanging labyrinth. there is no way out of it.

gothiero:

gothiero:

gothiero:

gothiero:

why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person

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like. ok

who was going to tell me that christian bale is the actor that played the fictional character patrick bateman. and who was going to tell me that patrick bateman is not an actor that looks like christian bale. who was going to tell me this.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM DELETIMG MY BLOG

Sometimes a family i just a six eyed witch, her imp, her ice palace and the many victims shes trapped in glass

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Wanna hear a shitty movie idea?

mysticorset:

guillotinedream:

dontbugmeimantisocial:

It’s a crime/comedy movie about two rivaling crime robbing syndicates trying to beat each other to the same deals. Pretty generic, right?

The twist is that they don’t really know anyone on the other side of the war and one day, the top agents go to steal the prize jewel, run into each other and end in a fight that results in their masks being taken off.

Turns out, the two groups are clones of each other and all the main ones are played by actors that are always confused because they look so similar.

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Tom Hardy and Logan Marshal Green

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Jeffery Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem

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Amy Adams and Isla Fisher

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Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman

The teams even have their own janitors/voice of reason!

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Rupert Grint and Ed Sheeran

And, of course, the leader of both gangs and eventual main villain are Elijah Woods and Daniel Radcliffe.

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Rip to people with face blindness

That’s an easy problem to fix: each team is color-coordinated so the audience can tell them apart.

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sweet-soul-brotha:
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quasi-normalcy:

big-mood-energy:

quasi-normalcy:

‘Star Wars’ and 'Harry Potter’ are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn’t really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.

subtext isn’t a thing dude

Welp, there’s my entire literature degree disproven.

the only series to unequivocally show that it doesnt matter what your origins are, anyone can do great things is the lego movie