Silver Tongue

All your characters have one character sheet between them.

You can only roll when its your turn on the character sheet

Mom said it’s my turn to seduce the dragon

calling racism ‘discourse’ will always leave a bad taste in my mouth bc it’s basically trying to silence poc. racism is a real and daily thing and isn’t up for debate! our lives aren’t up for debate! i can understand not wanting to see racism that affects u bc it’s traumatizing and tiring, but telling ppl to stop talking about racism they face is nasty & you’re nasty

helila:

sunegami:
theladygodieva:
transcoranic:
evidence that I actually live in a video game
I always wear the same clothing
idle animation
awkward dialog
sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again
yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor
I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once.
sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again
if you talk to me long enough, i will run out of dialogue lines and start repeating old ones

misteruniverse:

2/9 (February 9th) is:
National Meat Day in Japan
National Pizza Day in America
Tom Scharpling’s Birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM SCHARPLING AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG UNIVERSE

silver-tongues-blog:

on a scale from griffin mcelroy to salad fingers, how charming is it for you to say “real life flesh boy”

people seem to assume that i think salad fingers said it in the creepy way and not the other way around

to-to-karamba:

It’s loving Angus hours
(spoiler: that’s all the hours)

thatpettyblackgirl:

If anybody has a problem with what she’s exposing in this video, you are the problem. And if you continue to facilitate this absolute corruption then you are not only the problem but you outright think and are fine with living in an oligarchy and not a democracy.

purple-apricots:

jehovahhthickness:
Why is this so funny

nofacednerd:

viostormcaller:
actually-al:
pixiis-blog:
astudyingreer:
fairyofsomething:
hidingoutbackstage:
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Hey maaaan”
“Hey maaaaan”
Or
“Hey stoop-stoops”
“No”
my brother and I literally just scream at each other in greeting

tpose and say “surprise motherfucker”

awesomegaysdonequick:

You, are the guy.
You’re capable of being the guy.
I didn’t have a guy, but now I do.
You. Are. The guy.