Silver Tongue

spiderwebsitar:

aries-sama:

ryanvoid:

sweepsheep:

thot-pic:

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

Some loser: Wrestling is fake
Me: Explain THIS
Loser: Holy shit

i’m so delighted that tumblr found out about this match, because lord have mercy, twitter was losing its shit over it

This majestic as hell

They’re drift compatible

lovewithagirl:

criticalroleclips:

Scanlan’s wit and Grog’s low intelligence break the entire cast

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cryoverkiltmilk:

stream:

Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August.
Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg

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thehavster:
“ HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY Y’ALL
featuring: Lup
”

thehavster:

HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY Y’ALL

featuring: Lup

annlikhaw:

grown up

livia-arida-deactivated20201018:

siderealsandman:

froody:

froody:

Fantasy settings are so funny because anyone could show up at anytime and be like “hi I’m your lost bastard son” and you’d have to take them at their word because DNA testing doesn’t exist yet.

Series about a traveling mage who has figured out how to do paternity testing and goes from village to village staging a live audience Lauren Lake level shit show

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“Mine divinations have foretold…that Goodman John…BE NOT THE CHILD’S FATHER!” 

*Goodman John breakdances while Lady Elizabeth flees in shame and the hurdy-gurdy man turns up*

Anais Davaux keeps tailing the mage with an ‘urgent summons’ from Abnur Tharn.

Fun fact: clerics can do this if they use their ability to commune. they can simply ask their deity as a yes or no question.

crustylord:

mc fucking obliterated

soul-hammer:

audible-smiles:

passover and easter gonna have some weird vibes this year, y’all

Me, smearing lamb’s blood on my door to ward off plague: oh wait there’s a holiday happening?

toadprince:

oblivion vampire lore: clavicus vile bestowed the vampires of cyrodiil with the ability to completely conceal their vampiric features and they are indistinguishable from normal people

vampires in oblivion:

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