gomutant:
“my last 4 brain cells
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gomutant:

my last 4 brain cells

je-blauge:

thetrashiestoftrash:

thetrashiestoftrash:

Please, I am begging you, visit the official Captain Marvel website

I would post screenshots but they cannot possibly capture it.

This is the best thing I have seen with my perfectly ordinary eyes in my totally human, completely non-skull life

retrogamingblog:
“Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin
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retrogamingblog:

Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

dropkickpikachu:
“ba groba naby dooni tudem
”

dropkickpikachu:

ba groba naby dooni tudem

marydaydream:

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I love new designs so much

my favourite thing about the new models is that theyre not all the same model

crazyintheeast:

marzipanandminutiae:

captainanarchist:

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This is just The Magnus Institute.

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

we didnt start the fire! it was always burning since the worlds been turning

xplodingunicorn:

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that child will grow up to be skeleton man

curseworm:

paper-castles:

curseworm:

how come french doesnt have a word for lime “green lemon” nice job idiots

They don’t have a word for 80 did you expect them to do better with fruit?

excuse me id like to buy four twenties of green lemons

prokopetz:

zsweber-studios:

prokopetz:

More D&D monster facts:

  • The age-old animosity between dwarves and ogres stems from a secret that ogres keep – namely, that dwarves are delicious. Ensuring that this secret does not spread is dwarfkind’s first priority, and the stereotype of ogres as compulsive cannibals has been cultivated primarily to ensure that nobody believes them when they try to explain.

  • The popular belief that kobolds are descended from dragons, though false, is not entirely without merit: in fact, dragons are descended from kobolds. The particulars of how this came about are poorly understood, as kobolds are disinclined to write things down, but alcohol is believed to have been a factor.

  • The creatures we think of as trolls are actually biological vehicles piloted by a race of very small, very quick humanoids. Trollish “regeneration” is nothing more than these creatures rushing about making speedy repairs; acid halts the process because occupational safety regulations prohibit the repair crews from working in the presence of chemical spills.

  • The reason all goblins look so similar is that there’s just the one goblin. In the face of mortal peril, it reflexively teleports as far from the threat as possible, in both space and time; thus entire civilisations have formed from the impossibly tangled timeline of a single immortal being. As a creature of a very short memory, it has no idea that this is the case.

  • There is no such thing as the tarrasque; the creature is a plausibly deniable fabrication employed to explain away the collateral damage of poor decisions by high-level adventuring parties.

This reads like a conspiracy theorist tabloid you’d find in the checkout lanes of Fantasy Costco

Headline: DIRE BEAR OUTED AS THREE DRUIDS IN A TRENCHCOAT

nachosforfree:

mc-animated:

loki-laufeyson-son-of-odin:

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Now he can truly guard the galaxy

Rest in peace, Mr. Oreo

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