quigui:

goldengodtier:

Now that lemon is trending, staff is gonna ban all citrus and “yellow presenting fruit”

littlemure:

You hear a strange noise coming from the kitchen doorway. Roll a purrception check.

babyfairy:

turing-tested:

im losing my fucking mind over this video

WHAT IS GOING ON?

getnerdywithme:

mysharona1987:

Oh my God. This is exactly what it sounds like, tho.

All that is missing is the outer space background, big yellow letters and ‘A long, long time ago,in a galaxy far, far away…’ 

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

moveslikekeithrichards:

outdated “”scary”” animals:

• spiders (innocent)
  
• sharks (cool)
• rats (flawless little men)

new & improved scary animals:

• chimps (senseless finger eaters)
  
• a walrus (scary)
• ticks (spiders but Bad)

this is horse erasure and i won’t stand for it

we dont need t fear horses because everyone knows horses dont exist

afallenwolf:

Everytime you hate on Fortnite you become a BabyBoomer.

Don’t be a BabyBoomer. Millennials are better than that.

randomitemdrop:

talesfromweirdland:

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

Item: swarm of Brick Frogs; once properly bonded to a character, the swarm will obey their command and form walkable solid paths through swamps.

whatpumpkin:

Mallory Dyer worked on these two gorgeous and brimmed-with-details illustrations. They’ll serve as our 2015 calendar’s front and back covers. 

kitskittle:

happy egbert-harley-crocker-english

wip again; goes with this stri-londe pic

starfirette:

heyhosers:

hellofromlesbistan:

lesbuchanan:

alligator210:

Where was Bucky Barnes during the whole Eric taking over Wakanda? Like was he just guarding the goats?

Erik: I’ve killed your king and now we’re gonna get revenge on the white people!

Bucky, a white who was snuck into the country completely illegally:

he was over there, on the bench

Steve: So you watched Erik push T'Challa off the cliff

Bucky: yeah I was sitting over on the bench

Steve: And you did nothing?

Bucky: Yeah because I was sitting over there on the bench

the whole bench comparison is a hell of a lot funnier when i remembered that both steve and bucky served in WWII and that bucky was brainwashed to be a nazi for a while