Silver Tongue
sarcasmprodigy:
“Happy 4/13 !
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sarcasmprodigy:

Happy 4/13 !

Remember SITH Stay In The House

Anonymous
the apocalypses this year

paranomosaic-potato:

silver-tongues-blog:

what-a-silver-lining:

strayvariable:

what-a-silver-lining:

silver-tongues-blog:

January:

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February:

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march: 

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April:

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wait what’s happening with April?

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@what-a-silver-lining​ This is what’s happening with April

Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.

its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse

Dont forget the aliens

A couple things.
1) I didnt forget. that footage of the moon happened 2 days after I posted this
2) they werent aliens, they were the japanese lunar probes That made it to the moon in 2007 and have been mapping the surface.

skeleton-richard:
“ #my squire immediately shoots me in the back with a crossbow
”

vr1srezi:

CRINGE IS OFFICIALLY LEGAL FOR 24 HOURS USE IS WISELY!!!

*purge sirens*

Din: LInk youre back! what happened to your ship?

Link: its a long story. I can tell you but i really just wanna rest

Seagull: SQUACK

Link: no thats din. Zelda is that one *points to zelda*

Seagull: SQUACK

Link: What are you talking about? she totally looks like you!

ottermatopoeia:

eric-coldfire:

mister-christmas:

silent-wordsmith:

lazorsandparadox:

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

kuroba101:

mediocre-latinist:

ants-are-fascinating:

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

incog-nemo:

glumshoe:

You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.

You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.

A hollow voice echos under your bed, shaking you to your core,
“You’re hired.”

to be fair, working for the demons under the bed probably has better pay than the capitalist hellscape we live in now

pi4nobl4ck:

crazyest new anime

i cant believe the scalene triangle got a spinoff

vivaciousarcanist:

justketerthings:

Very ironic that this april we are stuck at home with a new popular videogame thats about collecting various grist and crafting in a randomly generated world full of animal consorts……

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