gender-identity-witch:

socialistexan:

@realphilosophytube , “The Philosophy of Antifa”

“If you’re a political enemy of fascism though, either they lose or you die”

Important

sagesay:

three early barold interactions that made me cry for three very different reasons

also

this was pretty hurtful too

Do you think he was constantly on the verge of forgetting his name? i mean, when he made the recording for himself he had to tell himself what his name was.

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

eeeeeeeeeeee-leave:

n0nst0pd00dle:

jitterbugjive:

why does most slang for ‘vagina’ sound the exact opposite of appetizing?

‘twat’ ‘cunt’ ‘cunny’ ‘snatch’ ‘pussy’ ‘cooch’ ‘cooter’ ‘poon’

NONE OF THESE SOUND PLEASANT IN ANY WAY

WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THESE UGLY-ASS EMBARASSING WORDS SO I CAN SLAP THEM FOR MAKING MOST PORN A TURN OFF

Because Men.

I dunno, Coochie sounds tasty

all i think is COOCHIE COOCHIE COO so I just imagine someone baby talking a flap trap and pinching it. Might as well call it a “googoo”

thedenofravenpuff

Vagoo

I do say ‘vajoo’ but it’s more comically used than sexually XD same with ‘vajayjay’

nether lips

teal-rose-petals:

june2734:

carlathezombie:

queensoucouyant:

frantzfandom:

convolutednormality:

geniuzoneee:

marvelgifs:

Adapt to this

LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT

I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe

in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense

i was SO tight about this bullshit

Years later and I STILL get so mad about this

they killed the one fucking x-man whose power is literally SURVIVAL. That’s his power. He can DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO SURVIVE! Shaw says “adapt to this??” HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO. 

In addition to the above mentioned things he’s survived, when shot with a gun made to kill ANYTHING WITH A NERVOUS SYSTEM, he turned into a SPONGE, and then back again. 

Once, he touched a goddess of death. And to survive that, HE BECAME A DAMN DEATH GOD HIMSELF. AND YOU’RE TELLING ME HE CAN’T SURVIVE SOME FUCKING KINETIC ENERGY?? BULLSHIT I SAY. BULL FUCKING SHIT. 

This^

This pissed me off so much like fuck this.

he could have easily adapted by becomming something that consumes energy and we FUCKIGN KNOW FROM THE NAZI PRICK THAT ABSORBED ENERGY THE ENTIRE MOVIE THAT ITS NOT OUT OF THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY LITERALLY HE COULD HAVE JUST ADAPTED TO BE LIKE THAT FUCKWAD BUT BETTER

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

taikova:

steven is steven is confirmed

and most importantly, steven knows that for sure.

poorlydrawnpmd:

partner ampharos is coming. oh my god they have airpods in. they can’t hear us. oh my god

whitepeopletwitter:

By far my favorite celebrity

mutantapologist:

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)