hey did you know if you’re a trans boy then you looked really handsome today and you’re super amazing? sorry i don’t make the rules that’s just the way it is
every shonen character: i’m 11 and i dont care if i die
I mean have you ever met an 11 year old
11 year olds have the self preservation of someone who has met god and wasn’t impressed
the best shonen character met god when he was 11 and wasnt impressed
Ah, to be a sleepy prison guard on the way to a chair by the cell of an adventurer… Maybe I will wear my oversize ring of keys extra loose tonight.. who knows what could happen if I were to uh… doze off.. ;)



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“ jotun-philosopher:
“Neil Gaiman: “I was grateful for the comma” ”
[snorts coffee grammatically]
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