TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%
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did something happen to Spiders Georg
R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017
He was an outlier. But he counted.
shelley duvall was ROBBED by hollywood, absolutely fucking robbed, SHE was the star of the shining (1980), not jack nicholson, she was the emotional anchor of that movie and she carried it ON HER OWN, all nicholson had to do is squint funny and thats it, meanwhile she was out there crying and screaming and shrieking and running ALL WHILE antagonized by the director who felt like he had to flex his misunderstood loner genius muscles or some shit. years later and when people talk about the shining they either discuss the joker or cube rick when they should be talking about how shelley duvall made the terror of that movie REALLY, TRULY POP. like what was i even doing in 1980??? i sure as hell wasnt defending her talent and hard work i was busy not existing like an absolute fucking fool and i can never atone for that
why does most slang for ‘vagina’ sound the exact opposite of appetizing?
‘twat’ ‘cunt’ ‘cunny’ ‘snatch’ ‘pussy’ ‘cooch’ ‘cooter’ ‘poon’
NONE OF THESE SOUND PLEASANT IN ANY WAY
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THESE UGLY-ASS EMBARASSING WORDS SO I CAN SLAP THEM FOR MAKING MOST PORN A TURN OFF
Vagoo
oh, don’t get me wrong, tumblr assigning people to group chats at random is an unbelievably stupid move, but i can guarantee you with 100% confidence that the resulting drama is going to be worth every second
I STRIVE TO BE THE LEVEL OF PETTY NICKELODEON CURRENTLY IS
THEY ARE SHOWING “BAND GEEKS” SIX FUCKING TIMES THIS WEEK.
You know that little new animation that features Squidward introducing the next singer? Nickelodeon did that apparently with the expectation that Sweet Victory would follow
They were also asked to animate it a week before the superbowl. A week!
seriously though, in 2020 you need to swallow your fucking pride and vote for the primary democrat even if you dont agree with them. any other vote is only going to increase the chances of another republican taking office. if you didnt learn anything from the last election, then i guess hindsight isnt actually 2020
i dont get how people are like “hmm, the republicans are trying to undermine democracy and stripping away the rights of people as well as spreading hate and violence? well im not gonna vote unless bernie is the democrat primary”
I feel like the pun you made in your original post is heavily overlooked.
gonna be frank, the post was originally just to make the pun and the call to action was secondary
Social Medias in 2019! What a ride!
With apologies to tumblr , which I still love despite its priorities being… WEIRD 🤣🦊
DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR YOUR KIDS………..
Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.
Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is the ammount is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.
Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and sulfur. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos.
As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them.
TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.Thank you so much person.
Reminder: Anti-vaxxers are morons who don’t understand immunology, biology, or chemisty. Not only that, but they’re arrogant enough to think they know more than actual scientists, and are willing to bet their childrens’ lives on that
Salt is made by Sodium and Chlorine, two of the most dangerous substances in the world, but we eat it anyway. Just because there is mercury it doesn’t mean it’s a danger
theres more mercury in a fish than there is vaccines
