Silver Tongue

outofcontextdnd:

Artificer: We can’t put someone in the bag of holding, there’s no air. They’ll suffocate.

Warlock: What if we cast water breathing on them, then give them a helmet full of water?

Artificer:

Artificer: Huh

su-whisterfield:

jaubaius:

It belongs in a museum,I think

This is utterly fabulous!

averax:

platinumcracker:

harryll0yds:

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

Her mother used her Ph.D in Exolinguistics to forge a note in an incomprehensible alien language to make the deception seem legit, so nobody would ever question why she was the only cyclops, or suspect her of being a mutant on the surface, which was illegal.

the apocalypses this year

photosynthesisprototype:

silver-tongues-blog:

January:

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February:

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march: 

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April:

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what the fuck is the last one man

Radioactive wildfire in the chernobyl exclusion zone causing radiation levels to spike

the apocalypses this year

iced-orange-juice:

silver-tongues-blog:

what-a-silver-lining:

strayvariable:

what-a-silver-lining:

silver-tongues-blog:

January:

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February:

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march: 

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April:

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wait what’s happening with April?

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@what-a-silver-lining​ This is what’s happening with April

Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.

its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse

Oh I thought there would at least be a reference to the chlamydia in the Arctic Ocean

bruh, that wasnt even mainstream media until like 2 days after this post. when this post was made the only disaster in april was the radioactive wildfire. the volcanoes hadnt erupted yet. the earthquakes and storms hadnt kicked off and the chlamydia wasnt a major thing until a day or two after this post

jitterbugjive:

I’m still floored by the people who are like “oh this author writes about this awful thing and therefor supports the awful thing”

oh no. acknowledging an awful thing exists is totally proof that the person enjoys that the awful thing happens D:

not to mention when the people jump to wild conclusions with the acrobatics of an olympic gymnast. like when people accused the writers of steven universe of being pedos because ruby and sapphire are short.

the apocalypses this year

truncatedgrip:

silver-tongues-blog:

what-a-silver-lining:

strayvariable:

what-a-silver-lining:

silver-tongues-blog:

January:

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February:

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march: 

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April:

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wait what’s happening with April?

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@what-a-silver-lining​ This is what’s happening with April

Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.

its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse

ok but isnt the april one a homestuck panel tho

bc we’re also like. stuck. at home

while yes its a hoemstuck panel its radioactive fire and im using it to allude to the chernobyl fires.

the apocalypses this year

gromp-the-wight-eater:

silver-tongues-blog:

January:

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February:

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march: 

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April:

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I like how in the notes half of the people are like “this is obviously in reference to the radioactive forest fire in chernobyl“

While we’re just silently reblogging this like:

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i mean, it IS refering to the radioactive chernobyl fires. that particular webcomic was the only instance of radioactive wild fires that i could think of

fakegamercomics:

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Why did Blu become a bounty hunter?

authorticity:

marioincandenza:

rqqu:

averagefairy:

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

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#you hit 50 and get angry again

Just one more at 69 for funsies