god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.
based on an argument I had with my entire discord server
alright you little shits im fired up about the bullshit that was willy wonkas grand plan
The vast majority of the deaths in wonkas factory could have been prevented if he stated the safety concerns from the start rather than setting up the kids to fail.
When introducing the world of pure imagination, he said that everything was edible. He noticeably did not say that the river of chocolate was off limits. he should have mentioned that youre not allowed to drink from the chocolate river/
Violets shit was so fucking bullshit because he KNEW she had a hobby involving gum and didnt mention the whole blueberry thing until it already started. he could have easily just not shown anyone that but he not only made the gum but explicitly did not mention the bad side effect until it was too late.
Mike TV had a point. teleportation is a massive breakthrough but wonka could have said that the TV wasnt a real TV, just a prototype. If as soon as mike started pointing out how incredible the technology was, wonka could have listed the downsides such as it causing shrinking and being one way.
Dont even get me started on the unnecessary fan in the fizzy lifting drink room. While yes he did state that it was defective and off limits, that fan should have had a grate over it. This one is a grey area because while he DID say the proper warnings, that fan should have had a grate on it.
The only legitimate failure to happen that was not his fault was veruca salt. He clearly stated that the bad eggs are sent through the trash chutes for disposal. Veruca threw a tantrum and failed on her own merrit. She is the only death i will not blame wonka on.
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
