I can see a snake oil type salesman hyping soul condoms now~

martin luthar is disappointed

if you wear a condom does the succubus still get your soul?

afallenwolf:

Some of you have never summoned an extra dimensional demon to have sexual intercourse with and it shows.

friendly-neighborhood-coward:

atomicpowered:

orange-icebreaker:

Hohenheim: How do you tell the Homunculus apart from its host?

Ed: Hang on

Ed, turning to yell at Greeling: YO CAN YOU DO THE FERGALICIOUS RAP

Greed: Wait wh

Ling, interrupting him mid-sentence: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHERS GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY UNH

tankdyke:

princecharmingtobe:

tankdyke:

alexithetransformingknight:

tankdyke:

i wish bards weren’t turned into the jokey silly class of thots, for zero reason other than the fact that i cannot comprehend them being able to cast power word kill

They can cast power word kill???

according to roll20 they can

pompous skinny human man in puffy pants: anyways heres wonderwall [strums lute]

enemy barbarian: [dies instantly]

Obviously Power Word Kill is just Vicious Mockery turned up to 11. You insult them so hard they just die on the spot.

then hecklers at my sold-out fiddle performance of the year better be ready for my dumb face to be the last thing they see before the force of me saying “suck my balls you motherfucker” shatters their skull on impact

Originally posted by nick-hesh

jack black is a valid bard build

lovelytonys:

Chris Pratt’s personal ad campaign for The LEGO Movie 2 (it just gets better the more you watch)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Monk: How did you become blind?

NPC: When I gave up my eyesight.

Monk: That’ll do it.

nekurothings:

~ s o f t   j o h n s ~

alex-multiverse:

anawinkaro:

dailyfrogs:

today’s frog:

this mug in steven universe’s bag

Wasn’t that one of Connie’s mugs???

They share the set!