re-listening to taz balance and getting to phandalin’s destruction
[ID] A lineless drawing of Barry as a red robed lich. Inside the hood of the robe there is the shape of the top half of the skull, and the hood floats back behind him. He has a patch on his robe that is static, and he’s shrugging with two skeletal hands. Across his chest the words ‘Guess I’ll Die’ are written in white. [end ID]
Steven Universe AU where Pearl actually did pull out baby Steven’s gem and it reformed into baby Pink Steven, Human Steven died instantly, and the rest of the show is just Greg and the Crystal Gems trying to raise their screaming emotionless way overpowered neon pink child. All the other episodes are basically the same but Steven is replaced with Pink Steven in all of them.
Pink Steven and Connie fuse into Pink Stevonnie, and instead of just freaking out in front of Kevin, they fling Kevin across the room and break both his legs.
They don’t actually need to figure out how to activate the laser light cannon in “Laser Light Cannon”, Pink Steven just screeches at the red eye and it shatters into a million tiny pieces.
Everyone in Beach City is still all “haha that wacky Steven, what a strange but cute and loveable kid”, while Pink Steven leaves a trail of destruction in his wake and talks solely in weird riddles and ominous phrases.
I would actually pay to see the SU crew make this a thing
ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.
Sounds like college
“man that peter guy really likes spider man, i hope he gets to meet him someday”
That addition to this post is somehow just so pure like my god I just got all smiley and hopeful for Peter for a second, before I registered that like “oh wait yeah fuck he IS spiderman that’s why this post is hilarious I knew this from the beginning wtf brain”
you like crafting huh? mining and fucking crafting? is that what you like? mining at NIGHT you goddamn buffoon? what kind of shit are you pulling huh? feeling kinda brave you fucking asshole? go to bed you motherfucker
fun fact, while “dont mine at night” is a very catchy song it is terrible advice. there will be less mobs in mines at night because htey would be mostly spawning on the surface. its more dangerous to mine during the day!
ive been waiting for the day id finally get The JadeRose Commission™ from hexa @synodicatalyst and it seemed like today was finally that day. this was so much fun to draw i love these lezbians! Q_Q
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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