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thebisexualbooknerd:

leerans:

It’s wild how like… JKR is so skilled at so many aspects of writing, especially in little character moments, but when it comes to implications of throwaway lines she just… not a SINGLE thought. 

Like in Chamber of Secrets, when Harry is talking to Tom / Voldemort and is like, you Framed Hagrid, Tom is like, yeah he was always trying to raise monsters, 

he says that Hagrid tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed like… 

oh you mean like, children? like human children? 

I can’t stop laughing, how did I never pick up on that

stay-flamin:

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thats rough, buddy

hakkemi:

merengue am i a joke to u

i think they established that they think youre somewhat of a comedian

Listen, i know the “X was dreaming/dead/coma all along” theory is one of the laziest theories out there but i think there might be some real evidence that links awakening takes place in a dream

Listen, i know the “X was dreaming/dead/coma all along” theory is one of the laziest theories out there but i think there might be some real evidence that links awakening takes place in a dream

voidore:

mugs for you and your future self

“This is my mug! it was made for me!”

cryoverkiltmilk:

equikage:

when sypha said ‘i serve no demon and do no evil’ i thought the alternative was something like serving god and doing good but with magic and i was like ok but turns out there is a third option which is ‘i serve literally no one and i do what i want and god can eat my entire ass’

The hero we deserve

with all these paladins who serve god and cultists who serve demons, its nice to see a sorceress who serves mankind

elidyce:

spacedewey:

I guess this is how I’m processing what we’re all going through right now. I had the stray thought, “What is Spider-Man doing during all this?” and this happened. On the one hand, it’s kinda sloppy and inconsistent, but on the other hand, I had the idea Sunday night and I’m posting this Wednesday night. 5 color pages in 4 nights is pretty good work. Anyway. Hope everyone’s safe out there.

This is brilliant and I love it.