Silver Tongue

daroos:

musesofthetower:

thefreegladelancer:

capbuckyrogers:

thetaikawaititi:

the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.

age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.

endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.

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that’s some good tea right there

Steve is hiding behind a nearby tree and trying not to laugh as the old guy he paid gives Sam the shield

“Wanna tell me about the girl?”

Old guy who wasnt told about a girl slightly shitting himself “No…I dont think I will.”

ok but imagine the craigslist ad:

Washington DC > services > services for hire

“wanted elderly white male (70+) to troll childhood friend into thinking I traveled back in time and am now old. Poker face a plus, as is striking resemblance to Paul Newman”

notedchampagne:

my mom wanted to put family pictures around the house but we never actually got the pictures themselves so now we just have picture frames around the house with random people in it

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replace them with nic cage

breezyhollow:

omg she was scared

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complex-theories:

The Diamonds in Homeworld Bound

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branwyn-says:
“ dadalux:
““Amateur Opossum Actress” by Rebecca Kriz
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I object to the diminishment of this opossum’s OBVIOUS theatrical skill and training
”

branwyn-says:

dadalux:

“Amateur Opossum Actress” by Rebecca Kriz

I object to the diminishment of this opossum’s OBVIOUS theatrical skill and training

catanutella:

I read this post and I couldn’t resist.

I suspect the White Lady might be able to change her size,but I love her being considerable bigger that the Tiny Pale King