turing-tested:

silver-tongues-blog:

turing-tested:

if you boil your hotdogs you are not going to heaven

agreed. the only proper way is to microwave them

you are going to die at 12:41 on August 6 2067

wait is that in the AM or PM?

turing-tested:

if you boil your hotdogs you are not going to heaven

agreed. the only proper way is to microwave them

papasmoke:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

why did people pretend bulbasaur looked good in detective pikachu

there is no fucking world in which this is any better than like, the live action ninja turtles I think pokemon fans are a bit fucked in the head

i am going to beat you to death with my fucking hands

im gonna strangle OP with vines

turing-tested:

this couple is able to spend $18,000 a year on 3 vacations, $1000 a month on children’s lessons, a $5000 a month mortgage with a 1.5 million dollar home and they still feel like they’re average.

and on all of that they have ~700$ a month that doesn’t go to clothes, food, or bills.

scraps-is-busy:

@demon-space-boi and @silver-tongues-blog once more. Fun fact, when playing Smash Bros, and your controller becomes soft and squishy… It’s probably nothing to worry about. Keep playing.

tecochet:

the nook household

anarcho-smarmyism:

and then some of them told us to willingly sacrifice our lives/our elders’ lives for the economy….. guilliotine.gif

i am sick and tired of everyone talking about how great dios tits are. they arent his. theyre johnathans. did yall forget that dio STOLE them!?

moonpaw:

moonpaw:

who has time for movies

losing my mind over everyone in the replies saying just how much of a garbage show the movies are