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me vs my problems

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:
“ paarlhatestheirish:
“This is why the cafe maids ignore you, pal
”
has
has this man ever played wolfenstein
like, any of them
”

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

paarlhatestheirish:

This is why the cafe maids ignore you, pal

has

has this man ever played wolfenstein

like, any of them

filibusterfrog:
“rejected harpies
”

filibusterfrog:

rejected harpies

emeraldspiral:

syn-dicato:

Reddit user /u/FuturePunk made these cool retro-style designs of modern media/internet companies.

Retrofuturism AU where technology advanced a few decades earlier than it did in real life and the 80s ended up being the equivalent of modern day. Everything else is the same. Same fashion, music, and design/aesthetic trends, same movies came out, same politicians gained and lost power, same wars were fought, same social movements occurred etc… Except the internet (as we know it today) and smartphones existed.

hephs-thighs:

chancethereaper:

bisexual-nightwing:

chancethereaper:

chancethereaper:

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

themesozoicsperm:

semitics:

tangledloversandfrozenhearts:

glowingnectar:

latkek:

Can you believe Clifford the big red dog and Biscuit are Jewish? Icons.

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Why are all these dogs Jewish?

Because I said so

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You guys are forgeting Jake!

seriousflightrisk:

starmunchies:

It was infront of us all along

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If we can’t work cookie cat into every major reveal what are we even doing as a fandom