spiroandthelacktones:

atomic-darth:

blueflowerblueflame:

time is a flat circle and we are the morons running around under it

At least eldritch Shaggy isn’t an anti-vaxxer and a homophobe

Shaggy could destroy Chuck Norris with a glance

chuck norris is a weak imitation in the shadow of shaggy

rosalindfranklinsnotes:

redharvesting:

billpottz:

romesh ranganathan is the most passionate drunk history narrator of all time

“That’s a whole bruvah!”

CAPTIONS:

Romesh Ranganathan, narrating the re-enactment in his English accented voice: Carnarvon’s half-brother, Mervyn Herbert—DEAD! Aubrey Herbert, his other half-brother—DEAD! That’s a whole brother! DEAD!!! Carter’s secretary, Carter’s secretary, he didn’t have nothin’ to do with it, he just typed the letters—DEAD! DEAD, mate! Murked! Can you believe that shit? There’s a CURSE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? A CURSE, MATE! YEAH? YOU DON’T GO FUCKIN’ AROUND WITH SOMEONE’S TOMB! [Romesh pauses before continuing in a calm and casual voice] Are you gettin’ my socks in the shot ‘cause I don’t want you to.

lumnch:

paper-mario-wiki:

lumnch:

Apparently 87% of people have broken 2 or more bones in their life? I’ve never broken a single one. Reblog if you’re a member of the never broken a bone club :^)

Monkey bar users don’t interact

to-do list

:^(

grayskiesrainyskies:

notmargaretkathryn:

WHERE DID THIS MEME COME FROM

dumpling-goggles:

art1a3t:

Literally the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Okay, idk what the fucking deal is, but seeing them drawn as cartoons instead of the screencaps of the live action actors made me read all these lines in their OG character voices. Someone please explain.

banishedquasiroyal:

hmmmmm. if this callie has red blood:

• you know those really angry cats. that’s red!calliope. she’s so smart but so fucking incensed by everything
• her method of jeering is like, learning everything about the kids, and then acting like she doesn’t and just…crucifying them via little tidbits about their lives. horrible callouts. insinuating that dirk & roxy are like, worthless and caused the destruction of humanity. yknow. fun stuff
• if green!caliborn is still a dumbass but now a good dumbass…you know twisty the clown on AHS? bc that’s what happens
• ultimately she’s a mastermind and as a muse of time has intricate understanding of everything in the timeline. sort of like a seer of light but on hyperdrive with access to all outcomes and not just the fortunate ones. so yeah. she’s def go a bit crazy with power

surefire-tanis:

Do you ever start making something, then realize 4 hours later what you did.

kingjaffejoffer:

icyandthefrostbites:

gomboc123:

my-words-are-light:

Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

YO

my-chemical-dalek:

hannibal-and-dory:

hannibal-and-dory:

aromaeda:

what a time to be alive

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

LeGoBaTman

oh i thought it was because the plot is literally driven because batman broke up with joker in their romantic relationship built on hate.