tastefullyoffensive:

One roll to rule them all

ishiftedinsidepapi-deactivated2:

bilbao-moon:

merriamlloydwebster:

bilbao-moon:

day one of quarantine. i’ve gathered my most glamorous friends with the most shocking secrets to my secluded mansion. but there’s been a mysterious murder…….

irresponsible gathering. im calling the police

there was also a murder

tuomey:

dispatchfromsomewhere:

exih:

BRO WHAT….

I don’t even play Minecraft and I can tell this man has done the impossible

if they ever make a live action minecraft movie and it doesn’t include this scene they’ve fucked up

mrbrojangles:

bellanicole422:

D

eroticcannibal:

sniddies-snake-tiddies:

lagtim3:

cats-and-cacti:

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.

So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now

geekandmisandry:

Remember when I said that I couldn’t think of anything more embarrassing than getting in the news for fighting over toilet paper? Yeah, never mind.

sketiana:

dhshhsjssjks

heruniverse-deactivated20210715:

My new favorite set of tweets since some of y’all forget humanity isn’t actually worthless trash that deserves to suffer!