tredlocity:

(Dex is owned by @ghoulsjw)

froody:

froody:

froody:

I love abusing the fuck out of the English language. I’ll just make a word up. Fuck it. Shakespeare did it too.

I’m going to string together a sentence that is so grammatically incorrect. Big fan of the “if you can understand what I meant, shut up about the way I said it” mentality. And I’m a writer.

You see a medieval manuscript where they spelled “chickens” 12 different ways and you just know this language is meant to be used and abused.

loronoazoro:

some men are made to suffer

stewball:

dectech:

duplexide:

???

luffysfakebeard:

Luffy’s like oh wait Garp memories aren’t good memories

glub-on-it:

thought I’d do a CRT shader

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

i support prev tags wholeheartedly. you all are like “i love torture labyrinths” “i love mazes that lead nowhere” to no end all day but ohhhh JEEZ the second someone inthe tumbly wumbly leaves ya a trail a breadcrumbs suddenly THATS too much! BIG FREAKIN DEAL people. you never heard of LIVIN WITH IT???

just realized the way i typed this sentiment out makes me sound like a minotaur who’s been living in the new york metro for 40 years

undertaker-02:

c-again:

lackofcreativitywillkillme:

badjokesbyjeff:

joyflameball:

positivelycarey:

badjokesbyjeff:

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

Jeff this is not a bad joke

Jeff this is not a joke it’s a prophecy

I am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

Reblog to let Apollo hit Jeff with the gift of prophecy