portraitoftheoddity:

^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this. 

lindsaylohoean:

when u try ur best but u dont succeed 

great-tweets:

“This is a teachable moment for you.”

kohshka:

androgenicangel:

kohshka:

once, i saw someone write LGTB rather than LGBT and it confused me for a second but now i really love it because it is a perfect acronym for Lets Guillotine The Bourgeoisie 

Let’s Get This Bread

Bread is exactly what the French wanted when they guillotined the bourgeoisie

killowave-the-2nd:

gansoni:

yeah man

cipheramnesia:

cuteness–overload:

My boss brought her 100+ Pound Lab to work and he’s trying to take my job

Source: http://bit.ly/2UjqmOd

“Hello, yes, this is dog- What? No… you cannot speak to a manager.”

tsundere-kawaii-shark:

I was doing so well until they appeared

farawayavalons:

farawayavalons:

farawayavalons:

top tier: mario and luigi being good brothers

god tier: mario and being good brothers AND engaging in Sibling Culture™

luigi: hey do we have any milk left

mario: oh i drank the last of it

luigi:

mario:

luigi: foolish of you to think you can keep on containing my power. you’ll pay dearly for your milk-stealing crimes soon enough

mario: and who’s going to stop me?? you and your bones lacking in calcium? The milk police?? god??? I have to laugh

you guys know exactly what’s up

Originally posted by giantbombnonsense

garbagegnostic: