hurricanesunny:

tom nook isnt a landlord oh my god. u dont pay him rent. u pay him to build ur house. thats it. the bill is for ur house. it is not monthly. it is not rent. it is a bill for the literal construction of ur house and unlike real life theres zero interest on the loan and u never have to repay it in order to progress thru the game. simply the fact that nook builds the damn thing for u without even needing proof that u can or will pay him back is incredible. how is he the bad guy.

“yeah but i have to pay him back if i want to get a bigger house—“ Sometimes We Must Exchange Video Game Money For Video Game Goods And Services. literally in wht universe is it common for games to just hand u all free shit n upgrades. it is so easy to pay nook back on day one. go catch some gd common butterflies

in this house, we respect tom nook

turing-tested:

supermarket trolley and shopping wagon make me physically sick

if i see anyone call it anything other than a shopping cart, i will go absolutely feral and rip out their throat

june-egbert-official:

del3141:

kittydesade:

unclefather:

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

The shopkeeper, annoyed: I’M TELLING YOU IT WILL COST YOUR SOUL.

Me, equally annoyed: AND I’M TELLING YOU I UNDERSTAND “NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM”

plot twist, the only one under the effects of the curse is the shopkeeper

aeritus:

Ok im loving how this turned out >_>
Aradia time for HS11th!

uchithot:

mjalti:

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

tamberella:

The Cathedral of Arceus

riddlediddleraddadtwo:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?

Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue

rokewe:

the-misadventures-of-ben-finn:

FUCK Reaver [joins the Albion Workers Union]

guccixcucci:

anais-ninja-bitch:

blessedimagesblog:

Some good news in the midst of all this chaos.

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Queen shit