Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”
Y’know, back in my day, if a pestilence swept through the land
during a time of famine and flood, it meant that the reigning kings had
displeased the gods and that we risked the gods’ further ire by obeying
them
Then you took the king out, chopped his head off, and threw him into a bog to appease the angry gods.
The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2
Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it’s when Glados says “Well, this is the part where he kills us” and Wheatley follows up “Hello, this is the part where I kill you!” and the chapter card pops up reading “Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You” and then you unlock the achievement “The part where he kills you” and the achievement description reads “This is that part.”
Portal 2 is a fucking masterpiece for hundreds of reasons
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